Me And Zrise Are Back Together

[Big Papa Santo]

Yes, I know that we have had our issues, but all great relationships go through these hardships. Yes I do realize that since our breakup he was living with ryan86 and yes i do also realize that they probably had wild,crazy,greasy,in your face sex more times than I can count. But, it doesn't hurt me, because Zrise is back with me now....and.....I...I...I want to marry him. Yes, i do know that my relationship track record isn't that great. From my 1 month marriage to Aerosmith lead Steven Tyler (Great sex) To my sex-filled, BDSM relationship with Wilford Brimley

Always got me horny

But now I am ready to settle down for good with the man that I love, Zrise. And all of WZ is invited. Hallelujah!

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Don't buy it for a second. I know he has stuff on the side.

 

[Paralyzer Z]

You're fired again.

On a side note I have no desire to have a BDSM relationship with someone unless they are female and they look like this:

 

[Big Papa Santo]

Don't make me roll out the chatlogs that I found on your computer with my ex Wilford Brimley!

 

[Paralyzer Z]

Don't make me roll out the chatlogs that I found on your computer with my ex Wilford Brimley!

...

Here look I have found you a perfect new love interest right here:

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/member.php?u=110211

 

[Big Papa Santo]

ZRISE HAS LOGGED ON
DIABETES HAS LOGGED ON
ZRISE: Um, hey
DIABETES: Are you sure that Santo is ok with this
ZRISE: Hes not, and doesn't that make it even hotter?
DIABETES: I just feel like your....
ZRISE: That i'm what?
DIABETES: Nevermind its stupid
ZRISE: Good, now just unzip your pants and lets do this
DIABETES HAS LOGGED OFF
ZRISE HAS LOGGED OFF

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Was the make-up sex any good?

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Z don't even joke about that post.

 

[Paralyzer Z]

Bye.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Here here bro. You're a better man than zrise, a better man I tells ya. You'll find someone worthy, out there somewhere.....

 

[Big Papa Santo]

Here here bro. You're a better man than zrise, a better man I tells ya. You'll find someone worthy, out there somewhere.....

Thanks Willy, Yous a good friend n' an even bettr' bartender, now fill me up wit another shot, wes gonna be heres a while.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Don't you ever face palm me again Z.

 

[Paralyzer Z]

Don't you ever face palm me again Z.

I face palmed you? Or did I make you face palm, I am quite talented in both areas.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

So you are claiming that you are the equivalent of diabetes?

OK..

?.....

 

[Paralyzer Z]

?.....

Sorry I was going to respond to Santo's list. It was going to include a face palm under "DIABETES LOGS ON!" so I forgot I didn't post it and assumed you saw it.

 

[¡Roján!]

NOONE GIVES A FUCK. STOP CLUTTERING UP THE BAR ROOM.

 

[Straight-Edge]

People are like buttcheeks. No matter how much shit comes between them, they always come back together.

 

[Big Papa Santo]

NOONE GIVES A FUCK. STOP CLUTTERING UP THE BAR ROOM.

People Magazine Gives a fuck. We were #15 on their "Hot couples to watch in 2012" So you my friend, can suck it.

 

[Paralyzer Z]

People Magazine Gives a fuck. We were #15 on their "Hot couples to watch in 2012" So you my friend, can suck it.

The only truthful part of that post.