The scene opens up in Belfast, Ireland, where we Mr. Baller sitting by a tree, with a pot of gold in his hands, he is looking like he is waiting for somebody.
Baller (talking to himself): Damn James, where are you? You and Becky shouldve been here by now.
As Baller says that, a limo pulls in with a WZCW cameraman, Becky Serra, and James Baker inside. Out the three of them come.
Becky: Hey Baller.
Baller: Sup Becky, before we begin can I have a quick chat with James.
Becky: Sure go ahead.
Baller grabs Baker and pulls him to the side.
Baller: Success?
Baker: Nah bro, I really couldnt. The cameraman was a cock blocker.
Baller: Shit dude, did she want it?
Baker: Who doesnt want me?
Baller: About 95% of all women.
Baker: Whatever dude, it is all good. Lets get this interview over with, so I can head back home.
Baller: True that.
Baker: Alright Becky, ready when you are.
Becky flips her hair then gives the cameraman the signal. The camera man counts down from 3 to 1.
Becky: Hey all you WZCW fans out there, this is Becky Serra here in Belfast, Ireland, with the number one contenders for the WZCW Tag Team Championships, Mr. Baller and James Baker, The Ghetto Stars. Now guys, first off congrats on your huge win, against the former champions, Teach N Kurtesy.
Baller and Baker (unison): Thanks Becky.
Becky: Now Mr. Baller, why did you schedule this interview here in Ireland?
Baller: Ahh Becky, well Saint Patricks Day just occurred, and the luck of the Irish has been spreading around WZCW lately. The luck hit a tag team called Heavy Artillery, and are now WZCW tag team champions. Now to me this is a disgrace to all of WZCW. This team has no right to be even in a title match, yet they are champions, because the Board of Directors felt bad for this team and kept giving them title opportunity after opportunity, just to help out with ratings because it was a title match on free television. But now, Saint Patricks Day has come and gone, and so has the luck of Heavy Artillery, as The Ghetto Stars are here and will become Tag Team Champions!
Becky: Now James onto you, what is the gameplan as Mr. Baller would say, for Heavy Artillery.
Baker: Our gameplan is quite simple. Mr. Baller and I have been around WZCW for a very long time, and we know what it is like to be in big matches, and winning big matches. Heavy Artillery is still young and inexperienced and we will capitalize on that. We are going to be patient in that match, doing what The Ghetto Stars do, and that is raising hell on our opponents, and when they make that one mistake this match will be over, and you better believe that.
Becky: Shouldnt you guys give these guys a little more credit then that, I mean they are still holding the gold that you guys dont have.
Baker: Let me take this one dude.
Baller: Fine.
Baker: Now trust me, we are not taking these guys lightly, they are a good team, a very good team, but we feel even though we just began as a team, we are the best team in WZCW, due to our experience in title matches, plus our history against each other. We know each other from facing each other, and thats what makes us stronger, all those times we fought, we learned from each other. Now we know each other by heart, and Heavy Artillery, they are a team where opposites attract. They dont completely know each other yet, and like I said before, that one miscommunication error, and bam, the match is over. Just like that.
Becky: Whoa what is that?!?!
Baller: That big pot right there?
Becky: Yup.
Baller: Thank you for mentioning that, please I will show you.
The Ghetto Stars and Becky head over to the pot, and it says Heavy Artillery on the front, and there is nothing inside of it.
Baller: I came to Ireland a few weeks ago, to get some beer, and have a little fun, and I found this here. It had one big piece of gold. I couldnt get the gold as Heavy Artillery had some protection on it and I didnt think anything of it at the time. And now that I came here for this interview, James, I told you I had something to do here before the interview, and this was it. I came back and I found that one big piece of gold was gone. I knew something was up, and then I realized, they spent their one piece of gold, on beating Teach N Kurtesy because they knew they couldnt beat them on their own, that is why they failed so many times. But guess what guys? You are going to need another piece of gold because to beat us you will need all the luck you can get, there is a reason we are undefeated and you are under .500, the odds are in our favor, and without your gold, you cant win.
Baker: And that's that and nothin' more.
Baller and Baker (unison): Believe that.
Becky: Well you guys heard it here, has Heavy Artillerys luck run out, will the Ghetto Stars win their first ever tag team championship, or will the champs retain? Find out only on Meltdown this week, this is Becky Serra signing off.
Cameraman: And were out.
Becky: Thanks guys, now lets go to the pub before we head home.
Baker: Lets do it!
The Ghetto Stars and Becky then walk off as the camera fades out.