Our scene picks up just inside the Mountain Top Gym in Ann Arbor, Michigan. As the camera gets closer to the entrance the cameraman is obviously running a little behind, since multiple news outlets and several other cameras are already stationed at the entrance to the gym. Reporters are lined up, some just waiting, some filming lead up pieces to air on their networks before this segment.
Several moments pass until we hear a buzz come about the crowd. Within minutes the WZCW World Champion comes strolling through the door. Everest is in workout pants, one of his very own Whos The Champ? T-shirts and is carrying his World Title over his left shoulder. The champ steps to the podium for his interview.
EVEREST: Well, its good to see everyone here for this. Ill make it short and sweet. What you see behind you is the latest, greatest addition to the World Class Fitness Center world. This is The Mountain Top, my latest investment in the Ann Arbor community.
REPORTER: Well what exactly is this gym bringing to the table that all those others dont?
EVEREST: Well, besides the backing of the WZCWs World Champion and single greatest specimen the wrestling world has ever seen, youll not only get state of the art equipment but also the most top notch personal trainers money can buy. Well train mind body and spirit. Anything you could ever need, you can get right here.
REPORTER: Well champ, speaking of WZCW, would you mind giving some thoughts on your match at WZCWs Mega show?
EVEREST looks almost shocked not realizing he had been booked for such a show he immediately raises his ire.
EVEREST: What? What mega show?
REPORTER: Im sorry, I figured you knew, being the champ and all. WZCW is throwing a Mega show combining Ascension and Meltdown Rosters. And you are headlining it.
EVEREST: Wha
well of course Im headlining it you moron. Who else would they have? Titus? Hell be lucky to make it to the show, he seems to have a hard time staying conscious before matches. Steamboat Ricky? My bet is hes off sleeping with the fishes. Carmen Bratchney? Well lets face it, after what I did to him in his last match, I wouldnt be surprised if he hitchhiked his way all the way back to Russia with his tail between his legs.
REPORTER: Well actually, Titus, Bratchney and Ricky ARE all headlining the Mega show as well.
EVEREST: Ok Beavis, you just arent making any sense. Stop and think about what youre saying. Titus? Myles is a moron sometimes but hes still a very smart business man and he knows it would be useless to put Titus and the champ in the ring against each other for free right before the big pay per view match that you want to get people to pay 50 bucks for.
Ricky? I beat him senseless last time, and the time before that. What else do I have to do to prove Im better than him.
Carmen? A rematch of our last meeting would just be another reminder of how far down the ladder the Russian still sits.
REPORTER: Well sir, actually its going to be Titus teaming with You to take on Steamboat Ricky and Carmen Bratchney.
Everest slams his hand down on the podium.
EVEREST: What the hell? This is bull! I cant believe this crap. My agent is fired. My publicist is fired! Hey any of you people want a job?
Hands go up all through the crowd
EVEREST: Ha, to damn bad, Im holding everyone responsible for this.
Im teaming with Titus? The last time I did that I got slammed in the back of the head. Look this is simple. Titus, at this Mega show, Im not going to beat around the bush or blow smoke up your tailpipe. Im not going to stand here in front of these cameras and smile my million dollar smile and tell the world all that crap about for night only Im putting my feelings aside and Ive got your back.
Titus, I cant stand you, I despise what you did, and I cant wait for some payback. It makes no difference to me whether it comes at Meltdown, Kingdom Come or some Mega show. Your payback has been a long time coming, but believe me, its coming Titus. My point is simple. Ill stand in your corner against that Neanderthal Bratchney and his nemesis turned teammate Steamboat Ricky. Thats all you are going to get from me Titus. I might find an interest in fighting the match, I might find it a good time to smack you in that melon you call a head with a steel chair. Hell, I might just pull out the classic villain move and hop off the apron and stroll to the back as you take a beating that would invoke memories of what you left me to endure.
And you know the best part? Titus, Bratchney, Ricky, the world, nobody will know whats going to happen unless they tune in to the WZCW Mega show.
Its amazing how I can keep everyone hanging on my every move. Thats why at the Mega show when they introduce me, they wont call me the Russian Rocket or The Real World Champion or The Number One Contender -- nope theyll introduce me the same way that they are going to announce me after the Kingdom Come Main Event is over, AS WZCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Titus, Ill see you soon!
Everest abruptly grabs his Belt, his workout bag and storms off through the thong of reporters and straight out the front door as the camera shot fades to black.