The WZCW owner
MR.Banks office door slammed loudly as the WZCW Heavyweight Champion stormed out of the office, not at all pleased with the answer he was given. An office worker dropped his stack of papers out of shock and a small cry of a woman was heard as Cooper stormed down the hallway. Keaton opened the door and Xander followed him, with Adonis in tow. The rocker opened his mouth to call after Cooper, but the veteran was already slamming his finger on the call button inside the elevator. Big Bad Roady stepped in Keaton's path, dressed head to toe in ripped demin, as usual.
"Hey Mr. Keaton," the huge man breathed out,
"Did ya tell Cooper and your pals about me yet? Can I come down to the ring with you or what?"
Keaton held his hand up and tried to walk around the 457 pound behemoth,
"Hold on a sec BigRoad, I need to talk with the champ for a second!"
Keaton made two steps past BigRoad but it was too late, the elevator doors closed with the image of Cooper cursing and growling right before they shut.
Xander and Adonis started a conversation between themselves and made their exit in the opposite direction. They were clearly in a hurry to get to their next appointment for the day.
Keaton jammed his fists into his hips and let out an audible sigh. Dozens of office workers stared at him now, expecting some kind of outburst, something to further entertain their otherwise boring day. He looked at them, some peeking over their cubicle, others pretending to keep busy but looking hard sideways. He wondered what the hell they even did there day to day. What function could a wrestling stable have outside of wrestling anyway? Was V.I a global marketing giant or what? These people were doing V.I marketing for crying out loud! He watched Big Bad Roady rudely grab a submarine sandwich off one of the workers and chow down on it. He smirked. He wanted to tell Cooper to keep BigRoad in the dark about the real answer to his application. Who wouldn’t want this giant man as his back up? He used his influence in V.I and changed the report on him, Mark made BigRoad look unready to wrestle on the roster with words like - Red Flag- and - doctors report - when in reality, he was cleared to wrestle. Keaton didn’t want to end up standing on the other side of the ring someday vs the giant of a man so he said he was cleared to be his bodyguard instead. It wouldn’t be long before the big man found out the truth, but he would do anything to hide it for the time being. He strolled up to BigRoad, who was just polishing off the rest of the sub, pickles and lettuce sat on his chest now.
“Alright BigRoad. I got a big match with V.I at Meltdown. We’re taking on a three tier Hall of Fame team dude. I have to get my mind in a state of chaos for this match. Let’s go cause some trouble.” Keaton slapped him on the chest, sending the pickles and lettuce to fall to the tiled floor. BigRoad screamed at everyone to get back to work, they listened and scrambled to their cubicles to continue their day.
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2 Hours Later……
SCREEEECH!!!!
The 1985 Ford SVO Mustang slid sideways to a smoking stop in front of the red traffic light. The car was painted black with a red V.I painted on the hood with white skulls running along both sides of the car.
“I’m sorry!” BigRoad yelled in the passenger seat, a chocolate milkshake had splashed all over the dash and windshield on his side.
“That’s alright! We can bill the clean up to V.I. As soon as I find that damn credit card. I think it fell under the seat man.” Keaton ran his hand through his sweaty blonde hair and it stuck straight up, he laughed and searched under his car seat for the credit card. He reached under and felt around, he pulled out an empty chip bag then searched more. The light changed and he called off his search, he slammed his foot on the gas and they roared through the intersection. Keaton maneuvered the car through traffic, weaving in and out, cutting people off, screeching the tires, making smoking, daring turns and narrowly avoiding collisions. Keaton smashed though a bus stop then ramped over a curb, he put the car up on two wheels and made another crazy right turn. They came to another red light and he slammed on the brakes. BigRoad was losing his mind laughing in the passenger seat, having the time of his life. Keaton let out a big laugh then continued his search under the seat. He felt something smooth, like a plastic case. He pulled out a black VHS tape. On the front of the case was a ripped piece of white paper and it was held there with two strips of tape.
- Norman Blip - Private Investigator- For Mark Keaton-
A car honked behind him, Mark dropped the tape and drove down the street. He pulled into a parking space and turned the car off. He picked up the tape and opened it, there was a blank VHS tape inside with no marking on the label.
“Norman Blip,” Keaton snapped his fingers,
“Norman Blip, where have I heard that name before?”
“Are we going to the club for a fight or what?” BigRoad growled, he was sweating pretty bad in the hot car.
Keaton picked up the VHS tape and frowned,
“Nah, I have to see what’s on here. Probably a porn or…” Keaton slapped the side of his head in realization,
“NORMAN BLIP! My old agent with the painted face disease! He must be into private investigating now!”
“That’s right Mark.” Norman said as he sat up in the back seat.
Keaton and BigRoad screamed in unison.
Norman smiled, his face painted as usual in little purple triangles coming down under each eye, he was dressed in a dark brown suit, perfect for P.I work.
“I don’t have a lot of time. I’m on a 24 hour case for a woman looking to find her lost necklace made of pearls. Watch the tape Mark, you’ll learn quite a bit there. Consider this a free call, I owe you one for making me a pile of cash in Detroit.”
“What’s on it?” Mark held the tape up, but Norman was gone, he leaned over to look in the backseat, but the P.I had made his exit quickly, he noticed his pack of smokes was gone now too.
“I think he took yer smokes boss.” BigRoad muttered as he popped a mint in his mouth.
“Ya, ” Keaton smirked,
“good ol Blip.”
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2 hours, 24 minutes and 10 seconds later…..
Mark Keaton and BigRoad parted ways as the giant man had his own hotel room. He threw off his leather jacket and tossed it on a nearby chair in the cheap room, it was dimly lit with one bed, a dresser and a small 20 inch television. He took a VCR and hooked the wires to the back of the T.V and put it on the dresser. He moved his left arm in a 45 degree angle and picked up the VHS tape. He turned towards the television and took one step on the carpeted floor, making no sound as he passed through dozens of dust particles in the air, they moved out of his way as he took his second step. He slowly lifted his arm, bringing the VHS tape closer to the VCR. He took another step and licked his lips as he was only inches away from putting the tape inside the VCR now, it made a rattling noise. Mark cursed and opened the box, he removed the tape with no label and threw the case on the bed. The case bounced and rolled off on to the other side. It landed on the floor, barely making any sound, next to an old sock. Mark slid the tape in the VCR, it made a clicking noise and lowered, then made another clicking noise as it played. Mark turned and walked through more dust particles then sat on the bed. The bed lowered a little, the old springs clicking and grinding with Mark’s weight shifting on it. He let out a breath and scratched his elbow, waiting for the film to start. The static on the screen slowly started to wind to the right and off the screen as the contrast got a bit brighter. Mark waited a little longer, he started to hum Jump by Van Halen and play a little air guitar, he pouted his lips. The screen flickered and a very tiny text started to grow, he couldn’t make it out yet as it took a long time to get bigger. He kicked out his leg and jumped off of the bed, he started screaming the Jump lyrics now and jumping around the room.
“For fuck sakes Jeff!!! Can we just get on with it?!!! Stop screwing around!!”
I apologized to Mark and made him sit down again on the bed to watch the television. There wasn’t a damn thing Mark could do about it either, I was in control of all things!
“Jeff!!!”
Sorry! Where was I? Oh yeah, Mark watched the television screen. The words - Norman Blip Tapes- were visible now. The screen flickered again. Now there was an image of Titus Avison’s early career. Mark’s face changed to one of evil intent, he nodded and studied the screen closely. The Eurasian Championship was on his mind and he was about to get an inside track of the man he’s heard legends about.
TO BE CONTINUED! WHAT IS ON THE BLIP TAPES?!?!?! WILL BIG BAD ROADY FIGURE OUT HE'S REALLY CLEARED TO WRESTLE?! WILL VIS IMPERIUM DESTROY CONSTANTINE, TITUS AND BLADES ON MELTODOWN?!? DID I JUST SCREW UP MY SPELLING OF MELTDOWN?!?! FIND OUT NEXT TIME!!!!