Max Steele AMA

[GI Cake]

THIS STUPID NEWFANGLED INTERNET AND COMPUTER STUFF IS CONFUSING TO ME. BUT MY JABRONI FOR A SON IN LAW SAID I SHOULD TRY AND "GET OVER" WITH THE FANS OF WZCW. WHATEVER THE HELL THAT MEANS. WHATEVER, I'M MAX STEELE. I HAVEN'T WRESTLED PROFESSIONALLY PER SE BUT I ONCE WRESTLED AN ARMY OF RUSSIAN MIND CONTROLLED GRIZZLE BEARS WHEN THEY TRIED TO INVADE YELLOWSTONE PARK.

I DON'T GET REDDIT, YOU DAMN KIDS SHOULD HAVE SEEN MY DAY WITHOUT MESSAGE BOARDS OR TWITTERS. I AM GOING TO ANSWER QUESTIONS YOU HAVE FOR ME, WHATEVER YOU WANT. YOU WANT WAR STORIES? I GOT THEM IN SPADES. WANT MY OPINIONS ON POLITICS? ASK AWAY. WANT LOFTY INSIGHT ON HOW I FEEL ABOUT CULTURAL MARXISM? WELL PREPARE TO GET WITH THE FAT MAN YOU DUMB JABRONI.

TO VERIFY IT IS IN FACT ME, MAX STEELE HERE'S A PICTURE WITH MY DAUGHTER'S PUPPY AND A SHOE.

~MAX STEELE

 

[John McCass]

So Max Steele, do you think you can stand up to ordeals and face the young guns? Bear in mind that competitors here are much younger, agile, stronger and whatever than you.

 

[GI Cake]

I'M GOING TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION WITH A QUESTION. HAVE ANY OF THE COMPETITORS EVER FOUGHT 15 FOOT TALL WALKING AND TALKING STATUES OF POL POTT?

~MAX STEELE

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Oh god this is amazing.

How do you feel about Ronald Reagan, Mr. Steele?

 

[K Web V3]

Fuck. Marry. Kill. Hitler,Castro,Kim

 

[GI Cake]

RONALD REGAN? BEST. PRESIDENT. EVER.

I KILLED HITLER, MARRIED CASTRO TO A COLOMBIAN NECKTIE, AND FUCKED KIM KARDASHIAN. NEXT QUESTION!

~MAX STEELE

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Rate America on a scale of 1-10.

 

[GI Cake]

1776

~MAX STEELE

 

[Lee]

Are you related to Trevor?

 

[GI Cake]

WHO?

~MAX STEELE

 

[K Web V3]

What's better than murica?

 

[GI Cake]

CAPSLOCK

~MAX STEELE

 

[Bernkastel]

Which of these should be America's 51st state?

- Puerto Rico
- Guam
- Virgin Islands
- Canada
- Mexico

 

[GI Cake]

YES

~MAX STEELE

 

[ABMorales787]

YOUR THOUGHTS ON SWAG?

 

[GI Cake]

I HAVE TONS OF SWAG. IT WAS A FUN WAR STORY WHEN I WAS ABOARD THE USS KENNEDY AND WE FOUGHT NELLY THE LOCHNESS MONSTER AND HER MASTER, DAVY JONES. SADLY I DON'T HAVE ANY USE FOR GOLD COINS OR TREASURE MAPS, SO THE SWAG COLLECTS DUST IN MY CELLAR.

~MAX STEELE

 

[ABMorales787]

Did you help Pearl Harbor bomb the Germans?

 

[GI Cake]

NO THAT WAS MY OLDER BROTHER. HOW OLD DO YOU THINK I AM, JABRONI?

~MAX STEELE

 

[ABMorales787]

I thought you transcended time and had no age. Guess you're not as amazing as I thought.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Would you ever consider teaming with Stan Rogers and Daddy Mack?

And, um... could you please keep it down. You're scaring the critters.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Will Maxamania run wild on WZCW?

 

[K Web V3]

What's Uncle Sam's wifes name??

 

[GI Cake]

I FORGOT MY PASSWORD BECAUSE TECHNOLOGY IS CONFUSING AND REDDIT IS RAN BY COMMUNISTS AND TOTALLY NOT ALZHEIMER'S. BACK TO QUESTIONS!


DADDY MACK AND STAN ROGERS ARE NATIONAL TREASURES. I WOULD HAPPILY WORK WITH THEM.

PS: WHAT THE HELL IS A CRITTER?

~MAX STEELE

MAXAMANIA IS A CORNY NAME BUT COMMIES IN WZCW ARE PEELIN' FOR A STEELIN'

~MAX STEELE

LADY LIBERTY

~MAX STEELE

 

[Bernkastel]

What do you think about WZCW's mid card? Who would you like to feud with, besides the commies?

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Black Hitler used to play pro basketball, amirite