Matt Striker - "Tie Your Mother Down"

[Unsold Bacon]

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Am I the only one who heard this during Wrestlemania? I kept forgetting to make a thread about this 'till now.

 

[The Crock]

Tie your mother down I thought this was priceless.

 

[Remix]

Hmm didn't know HHH was that kinky.

 

[Unsold Bacon]

Hmm didn't know HHH was that kinky.

 

[Coco]

He was probably speaking directly to Hunter and Steph's children. Nothing weird about that.

 

[LamaNamaneumi]

I bet you could make an entire thread on stupid things Matt Striker has said.

 

[LitasRevenge79]

I think he was telling that to me and his future kids..lol. He can educate me with an oral exam. LOL

 

[Hawkeye]

I think he was telling that to me and his future kids..lol. He can educate me with an oral exam. LOL

Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl

 

[DirtyJosé]

Seriously, this is the fucking greatest thing I've seen in a long while. He's pretty fucking bad a lot of the time, but god damn I love Matt Striker.

I think he was telling that to me and his future kids..lol. He can educate me with an oral exam. LOL

Oh, the imagery.

 

[LitasRevenge79]

They always say the school teachers are the naughty ones. What can I say? I'm HOT for teacher. LOL. Mr. Striker, I brought my pencil...wanna keep me after school for detention!? How's about we conjugate some verbiage with you? Teach This!!!

 

[Hawkeye]

They always say the school teachers are the naughty ones. What can I say? I'm HOT for teacher. LOL. Mr. Striker, I brought my pencil...wanna keep me after school for detention!? How's about we conjugate some verbiage with you? Teach This!!!

Whatchudoingurl? It's obvious you wanna nail the guy.Have you seen his "non PG" photos???

 

[DirtyJosé]

On second thought, is he warning us that it's time for a train?

 

[Unsold Bacon]

Didn't anybody here this the first time it was said? I did and I went to my local movie theaters to watch WM and like the entire crowd in unison went like'What!?'

P.S Ever since WM 'Tie Down Your Mother' has become my motto on Xbox Live

 

[LitasRevenge79]

On the note of "Tie UR Mother Down" maybe some rap artist should make that a song and he should come into that for his theme song.

 

[Unsold Bacon]

Apparently 'Tie Your Mother Down' is a song by Queen,Wonder it has to do with that?

 

[LitasRevenge79]

If Queen sings it...then its definitely not about loving the ladies then. LOL Let's hope that's not the case on Striker...as he's got quite an affinity for the Divas by his close attention to detail when they take the ring.

 

[DirtyJosé]

What's best is that this is a few seconds before the other greatest part of the show, where a fan called out for HHH's patented facebuster and cheered when he got his wish. Gets me everytime.

 

[LitasRevenge79]

How far into WM26 are these moments? I must've been too drunk.. And nothing can compare to the FishSticks-Batista sign that we saw at the watch party at the bar I was at. Everyone thought that was priceless.

 

[Unsold Bacon]

How far into WM26 are these moments?

Probrably like A hour through

 

[Ferbian]

I fail to see the entertainment with Batista and the fish sticks.

 

[LitasRevenge79]

Even better was the people in the I HATE CENA shirts front row after Cena winning going up to them to celebrate.

 

[Unsold Bacon]

I fail to see the entertainment with Batista and the fish sticks.

I didn't understand it much either.

 

[Remy LaCroix]

I fail to see the entertainment with Batista and the fish sticks.

Batista acted like Kanye West at the Slammys. An episode of South Park had a joke about Kanye liking fish sticks. Sound it out and you'll get the hint. Don't pay much attention to the fish part.

 

[Ferbian]

I know he did, but I still don't see the entertaining part of it, it's all kinda childish.

Batista was fucking great in his last few months.

 

[Remy LaCroix]

But you did get the part that he likes male genetalia, right? That was pretty much the joke that came from South Park.