Matt Hardy Just Came in his Pants

[The Doctor]

That taco thing makes me insanely uncomfortable.

Yeah, they should have used a mushroom pizza.

 

[Via Armbar]

Doc, I don't understand how your are as skinny as you appear to be. You're constantly going on about food.

 

[goodlay]

Doc, I don't understand how your are as skinny as you appear to be. You're constantly going on about food.

High metabolism levels dawg.

 

[The Doctor]

I'm actually really insecure about my weight, because I used to be literally so skinny I could drop dead of heart failure at any moment, because of my thyroid condition. Once I got on my thyroid medicine, I ballooned to a normal weight, but I feel fat.

I've always just really loved food. I talk about it a lot but I eat fairly sensibly.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

...That looks disgusting, although pesto is good stuff

It'll be $9.99 if not more

 

[Via Armbar]

I'm actually not big on pesto, but we did a pizza burger for a while and was delicious so this shouldn't be too bad. I mean, pizza with hamburger on it is pretty good.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

How often do you put Marinara on hamburger?

 

[Furyof5]

I dislike Pesto, give me marinara any day

 

[Tastycles]

My worst was when I ordered an XL triple bacon cheeseburger meal at burger king, tthey gave me a double twice, and when I said it was taking the piss, they decided to placate me by letting me keep the double, and then having the triple, and then two chips and their McFlurry thing. I felt like such a fat cunt, but that appears to be standard procedure there.

 

[Super Hans]

Deep fried Mars Bar.

 

[Mustang Sally]

Might as well inject cholesterol directly into an artery.

 

[The Doctor]

OK guys, I've figured out a great slogan for it:

Heart attack or your money back!