Matt Hardy Just Came in his Pants

[Turd Ferguson]

Burger King is set to launch the Pizza Burger - a two-in-one dish that contains more than 2,500 calories and is four times the size of the chain's Whoppers.

The meal will delight fast-food fans when it is exclusively introduced at Burger King's Whopper Bar in Times Square, New York, next month.

Besides the beef and a 9.5-inch sesame bun, the Pizza Burger is topped with pepperoni, mozzarella, Tuscan pesto and marinara sauce.

It also comes in six slices, just like a pizza.

Jesus Christ, they outdid KFC with the most horrifying thing you can offer.

 

[klunderbunker]

....I'm in love.

 

[The Crock]

I need a new pair of pants...

 

[The Doctor]

YES. YES. YES. YES. YES.

 

[hatehabsforever]

Jesus if Matt Hardy was so excited about this, someone better go to Samoa Joe's house and check on him, he may have had a heart attack in excitement over this news!

 

[I Suck Ass]

Holy shit, this is awesome. Time to start saving for a plane ticket!

 

[a0161613]

This is awesome.

 

[justinsayne]

...Now if it only had bacon...

 

[Luther_Hull]

Was there something like this in the King Of Queens once? Or have I just completely made that up?

 

[The Bearded One]

That looks incredible.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Was there something like this in the King Of Queens once? Or have I just completely made that up?

Probably, since every episode pretty much revolved around Doug and food.

 

[ABMorales787]

The Churro-Taco is weirder and more fat-filled.

 

[Super Hans]

This is awesome.

Trust a TNA mark to say that.

 

[Super Hans]

Was there something like this in the King Of Queens once? Or have I just completely made that up?

Wasnt that the one about the sub sandwich or "The Deacon" to be precise.

 

[Mitch Henessey]

And I thought the double down was bad............

 

[Jonnie Walker]

And I thought the double down was bad............

The double down was bad. It was small, and had an awful aftertaste.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

I could literally feel my arteries clogging after I had the Double Down.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I want one

 

[Mitch Henessey]

The double down was bad. It was small, and had an awful aftertaste.

It took me a couple of months before I could gather the courage to try this, and I wish I would've never ate this. You're right it was small, and it did taste awful. I could feel myself getting fatter with every bite.

Also, Wendy's triple cheeseburger is disgusting, and Burger King should be ashamed of themselves for coming up with something like this..........

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Matt Hardy wants fourteen

 

[Theo Mays]

I guess I'm in the minor. I enjoyed the Double Down, but I love fat, greasy food. And I definitely need to get one of these bad boys.

 

[Tastycles]

I just cant understand why the obesity rate in America is so high. Any ideas?

 

[Remy LaCroix]

Let's go vegan! Clap clap, clap clap clap.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I just cant understand why the obesity rate in America is so high. Any ideas?

Because the majority are a bunch of fat asses who don't exercise?

 

[Mitch Henessey]

Matt Hardy wants fourteen

I just cant understand why the obesity rate in America is so high. Any ideas?

We love fast food. That's the best answer I can come up with.