'Maru and friends' thread of randomness

[The Bearded One]

For real? Them bastards wouldn't hire me. I applied and it said I failed the application. I didn't even know that was possible.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

How did you fail the application?

 

[Pepe Silvia]

What i didn't like was her laying there like a dead fish expecting me to know everything

It's really not that complicated though, unless she's got a batcave

You can pretty much revert to troglodyte mentality unless she's fragile

 

[The Bearded One]

I have no idea how I failed it. I filled it out online and at the end it said that I failed it. I was baffled.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

It's really not that complicated though, unless she's got a batcave

You can pretty much revert to troglodyte mentality unless she's fragile

I know it's not complicated, what i wanted her to do was tell me what she liked and she didn't even do that.

Also I get nervous when I try something new for the first time. My entire life when I had to do something new I had to be walked through it the first few times

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I have no idea how I failed it. I filled it out online and at the end it said that I failed it. I was baffled.

I'm guessing it was the little test at the end that you failed

 

[The Bearded One]

The part where they ask you what you would do in certain situations? I probably did fail that. I have horrible social skills that keeps me from making good decisions in public.

 

[The Crock]

What kind of a test is it?

EDIT: Nevermind.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

The part where they ask you what you would do in certain situations? I probably did fail that. I have horrible social skills that keeps me from making good decisions in public.

yeah that. It happened to the sister of a friend of mine who tired to apply here so take solice in the fact it's not just you

 

[The Crock]

There are some real assholes at Walmart here. They're terrible socially. How do they get jobs?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

bullshit their way through the app and interviews most likely

 

[The Crock]

These are people who can't bullshit. They're just weird.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

some people are like that and if a business is hurting for employees then they won't really care

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I see you lurking Doug, how's it going?

 

[The Bearded One]

Maybe I need to start lying on my applications and during interviews. Obviously telling the truth hasn't been working for me.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

That would work, just make sure to pick references that will back up your lies

 

[The Bearded One]

I'll get more than one phone and use those numbers as my references. That way when they call them I will be the one to answer.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

unless you can change your voice I don't think that will work.

 

[The Bearded One]

I don't think it would be hard to change my voice.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

probably not

 

[Hyorinmaru]

what games should i get to go with the PS3 I'm getting?

 

[The Bearded One]

Heavy Rain

 

[Hyorinmaru]

what's it about?

I'm putting the PS3 and Dead Island on Layaway to start things off.

 

[Lee]

Leave dead Island. Get Rayman Origins preordered, you love Rayman and it looks great.

 

[The Bearded One]

what's it about?

I'm putting the PS3 and Dead Island on Layaway to start things off.

http://www.heavyrainps3.com/#/en_US/plot