'Maru and friends' thread of randomness

[Pepe Silvia]

Legitimate question, why is this forum so important to you

 

[Hyorinmaru]

It's not

 

[Wicked Valentine]

this is the only place that i have friends who are also wrestling fans

i literally only know 1 person who is just barely a fan, and i'm not gonna be hanging out with him anytime soon.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

It's not

then why fight so hard to get out of pris just to make a thread with this title

The level of self-deprecation in the title is almost depressing dude

this is the only place that i have friends who are also wrestling fans

i literally only know 1 person who is just barely a fan, and i'm not gonna be hanging out with him anytime soon.

I know someone who's a huge mark but doesn't think so; we had a conversation about how matches work and he thinks they improvise the entire thing because "They've been doing it for so long they're just so good at it"

Then he tried to hotbox his hamster (who's in an open cage), I don't answer his texts anymore

 

[Hyorinmaru]

then why fight so hard to get out of pris just to make a thread with this title

The level of self-deprecation in the title is almost depressing dude

as for fighting to get out of prison it's fucking boring in there with no one to talk to, although making a few threads asking why i was put in and when I'm getting out fighting.

As for the thread title I thought it was amusing.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

as for fighting to get out of prison it's fucking boring in there with no one to talk to, although making a few threads asking why i was put in and when I'm getting out fighting.

As for the thread title I thought it was amusing.

You made like 4 threads to ask the same question

...you're the WWE section, woah

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I beat RAGE last night. The campaign is only 2 discs long and the 3rd is for the multi player

 

[Hyorinmaru]

WWE needs to use this in their anti- bullying campaign

[youtube]RZCUJEWuyow[/youtube]

 

[Hyorinmaru]

In recent news I've decided to watch Smallville from the beginning and I forgot how awesome this show was.

 

[TLC]

Yeah, Smallville was pretty sweet. The last few series have bored me to death though.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I stopped watching regularly after the first few seasons so I have no idea what to expect in the later seasons.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I just realized something.

My mother is a wiccan she never called herself that but she holds the same beliefs on god and the afterlife and she passed those beliefs onto me.

Before now I didn't know what it was called but there you go.

 

[Hawkeye]

So wait...the girl dumped you cuz you were bad in bed? That ho dumb...if she had any kind of sense she could have trained you to be her own personal orgasm device. I don't understand these young girls. They ain't got shit in perspective....

 

[Hyorinmaru]

What i didn't like was her laying there like a dead fish expecting me to know everything

 

[Hyorinmaru]

a guy had a seizure in the bathroom at work today.


I hope he's OK

 

[The Bearded One]

The other week I was eating in a restaurant when the manager (I think) walked by and tripped on a chair and fell and jacked his leg up bad. The bone was sticking out of his leg and everything. It was crazy. They got the ambulance out there and took him away. That was an eventful lunch.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

did you at least get a free dessert?

 

[The Bearded One]

I wish. But seeing that didn't keep me from eating though.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

what did you have?

 

[The Bearded One]

I believe it was chicken wings. It was either that or a Philly cheese steak. That's all I ever get from there.

Other than the seizure guy, how did your day go sir?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

my day was good.

my schedule got switched from 4-9 to 9-5 so not only did I leave 4 hours earlier than i thought i got 3 extra hours

 

[The Bearded One]

So you were racking in the money today.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I guess so, i only make $7.80 an hour

 

[The Bearded One]

That's $7.80 more than I make an hour. I know you've probably said this elsewhere, but since I don't pay very much attention to much of anything, where do you work?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Walmart