'Maru and friends' thread of randomness

[Coco]

From: Phil Mycrackin
To: Joseph Otumba

My dear Joseph,

Many thanks for your beautiful photograph. I'm sure that if I was a homosexual, you would be my kind of guy.

Are you sure you are being truthful with me Joseph? Are you CERTAIN that you have not stood over a dead body and placed my name in his hand?

Of course, I am only joking! Please forward me your instructions for completion of this deal. I cannot wait to meet with you (do you have any pet goats?).

Sincerely,

Phil Mycrackin.

http://www.419eater.com/html/joseph_otumba.htm

I'm in awe.

 

[Gelgarin]

I can understand convincing somebody to send a bit of cash or take a photo of themselves, it's dumb but understandable. What I cannot understand is convincing anybody to do this...

http://www.419eater.com/html/cyril_ifey.htm

 

[Hyorinmaru]

what's even more fucked up is the guy actually did it.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Why are you so fucking weird?

Pretty sure we'll hear about Milenko in the news one day.

As a serial murderer of prostitutes.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Pretty sure we'll hear about Milenko in the news one day.

As a serial murderer of prostitutes.

Aggravated stalking of prostitutes more likely

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Neither one of those is my speed

 

[Pepe Silvia]

You made a thread saying you were considering soliciting a prostitute to take your V-Card

 

[Hyorinmaru]

how the fuck does that equate Stalking and/or Murdering them?

 

[Pepe Silvia]

That you actually feel that this forum is so important to you that you needed to update them on your sexual experience (or lack thereof) and then complain if people call you on it, because at least it gets them to notice you

 

[Gelgarin]

Is it just me or does that answer make absolutely no sense in the context of the question?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

It's not just you, I thought the same thing

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Is it just me or does that answer make absolutely no sense in the context of the question?

I meant to bold you made a thread in the post prior to it

I could relate the desperation for the first encounter to his devotion (can't think of the word i want to use) to the forum with a few examples of human nature and blah blah, but it's easier to go

"You paid me, I was just doing my job"

"I thought we had something special"

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I got another interview on Firday. This time in the field I went to college for.

It's at a Restaurant called Stella's and it's in College town in Ithaca so I can take the bus if i need to. i really hope this one works out for me.

Stella's Restaurant, Bar & Cafe

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Well Saturday is going to be fun. My grandmother signed me up to take part in a church function with out asking me.

and by fun I mean very uncomfortable. I know people are going to ask me why I haven't been to church and i have no idea what I'm going to say

 

[The Bearded One]

Good luck with your interview!

Just tell them you're a Wiccan. Or just laugh it off if you don't want to tell them that.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

The christian Church has not put a very good spin on being a witch and if I tell them I am one odds are good I won't enjoy what happens after.

If it comes up I'll just tell them I'm exploring other faiths.

 

[¡Roján!]

When are you going to change your name, Milenko?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

my user name? never.

 

[.]

What anime is that name from?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Bleach

 

[hatehabsforever]

The christian Church has not put a very good spin on being a witch and if I tell them I am one odds are good I won't enjoy what happens after.

If it comes up I'll just tell them I'm exploring other faiths.

???

 

[Hyorinmaru]

???

Wicca is the name of the religion

Wiccan is what the people who follow Wicca are called. Witch is another name for Wiccan (both male and female)

 

[.]

How the hell does one practice Wicca?

 

[hatehabsforever]

Wicca is the name of the religion

Wiccan is what the people who follow Wicca are called. Witch is another name for Wiccan (both male and female)

Are you sure you've really thought this all through, Milenko? Don't get me wrong, I'm neither judging nor criticizing, it just seems to me that maybe the Christian Church doesn't look at something like this favorably for a reason. It seems a little bit last week to me.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Yes I thought this through.

and I don't mean to offend anyone here but fuck the Christian Church. Through out history they have proven that they will do anything to anyone that doesn't follow what they preach. There is nothing wrong with being Wiccan and if anyone has any questions I will gladly answer them