'Maru and friends' thread of randomness

[.]

Wait. A random person on that yahoo message thing had a "manager" for a date? Sounds like a ****e or an escort. Is yahoo anything like MSN? Was she a random friend request or what?

 

[Lee]

What the hell were you thinking?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Wait. A random person on that yahoo message thing had a "manager" for a date? Sounds like a ****e or an escort.

If it is legit (which I seriously doubt) then odds are she's a foreign exchange student, she also said she had a guardian

Is yahoo anything like MSN? Was she a random friend request or what?

Not even a friend request I was checking my E-mail and she started talking to me.

What the hell were you thinking?

I didn't give them my money and I don't plan on it

 

[.]

If you didn't meet her then why are they demanding money?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

apparently so I can meet her. They need the monet up front so they can process the permission slip.

They wanted me to send the money Via Western Union to some place in the Philippines

 

[Lee]

This is hilarious.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

So I'm talking to some random person on Yahoo Messenger. She seems to be a nice person but I'm still a little wary.

This conversation is getting a little weird

Well I'm in the process of setting up myself a date with what I'm hoping is a woman

well I have a date for around 2 on Monday

The fact I'm almost positive that English isn't her first language and i have to go through a 'manager' makes this very awkward

Yeah, It's gonna cost me $200 to get a permit to see this chick and they want the money now.



Fuck that shit

Why are you so fucking weird?

 

[Lee]

I told them I don;t have much money and now they're trying to get me to spend $500

But missa rogen you make loraa dorra in gleen holnet so you pay for me yes?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Why are you so fucking weird?

I'm not weird it's just that weird shit happens to me on a semi constant basis.

 

[Tastycles]

No, everyone else in the world would not talk to a stranger on Yahoo for long enough to set up getting fleeced.

 

[Lee]

Thae fact that you even happily said you have a date for Monday at 2 just made it quite sad.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

No, everyone else in the world would not talk to a stranger on Yahoo for long enough to set up getting fleeced.

I'm sure there's some people out there that would. Some would have even have given them the money

 

[The Bearded One]

I thought it was common knowledge to not respond to weird emails.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

It wasn't an e-mail

 

[Gelgarin]

I absolutely would; although only out of a sense of morbid curiosity. I used to make a habit of replying to those oil billionaires needing assistance with financial transfers though.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

That's basically why I did it.

I was curious to see exactly where it would go. It also helped with my crippling inability to talk to women

 

[Tastycles]

I absolutely would; although only out of a sense of morbid curiosity. I used to make a habit of replying to those oil billionaires needing assistance with financial transfers though.

http://www.419eater.com/

 

[Gelgarin]

That's basically why I did it.

I was curious to see exactly where it would go. It also helped with my crippling inability to talk to women

Chat logs, instantly. This sounds delightfully entertaining.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Didn't save them

 

[Gelgarin]

http://www.419eater.com/

Wow... some of that puts my low grade dicking around to shame.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

apparently so I can meet her. They need the monet up front so they can process the permission slip.

They wanted me to send the money Via Western Union to some place in the Philippines

It's probably a bot jesus christ

Send it a shitload of messages really fast, see if it reacts accordingly

 

[Hyorinmaru]

No one is online right now

 

[The Bearded One]

I'm online now. Or am I a nobody?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Not what I meant

 

[Tastycles]

Wow... some of that puts my low grade dicking around to shame.

I know. This guy gets them to send him money...

http://www.419eater.com/html/sheldon_venture.htm