make me laugh

[KANE-A-KNIGHT]

only my second thread so here i go.

i want to see your funny wrestling jokes and pictures.
ive seen some funny post and sigs clawing through forums and some have made me really laugh so what have you got.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

You're dream match is a funny wrestling joke.

 

[Blue Chipper]

Here are some of my favorites, albeit incredibly cheesy:
What do you call any HHH match?

A BURIED ALIVE MATCH!

What did John Cena tell the Japanese Chef?

You can't Sashimi!

What did D'Von tell Bubba when they were working at McDonalds?

Oh Bubba, test the fries!

Why is unemployment so high in the US?

Because Nunzio and Funaki do all the jobs

What did CM Punk tell Adam Copeland when he tried to feel him up?

I'm straight, Edge

How many Vince McMahons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Lightbulb screwed lightbulb

Why was Ultimate Warrior fired from the pet shop?

He couldn't sell Pedigree

What did Kevin Nash say when he crashed his ATV?

Arrgh, my quad!

What did Hulk Hogan ask in Arts and Crafts class?

Whatcha you gonna glue, brother?

Why can't Chris Benoit go to the gas station?

Because he always carries matches

 

[Lil Wes]

Coco?

 

[J-Dogg]

Here are some of my favorites, albeit incredibly cheesy:
What do you call any HHH match?

A BURIED ALIVE MATCH!

What did John Cena tell the Japanese Chef?

You can't Sashimi!

What did D'Von tell Bubba when they were working at McDonalds?

Oh Bubba, test the fries!

Why is unemployment so high in the US?

Because Nunzio and Funaki do all the jobs

What did CM Punk tell Adam Copeland when he tried to feel him up?

I'm straight, Edge

How many Vince McMahons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Lightbulb screwed lightbulb

Why was Ultimate Warrior fired from the pet shop?

He couldn't sell Pedigree

What did Kevin Nash say when he crashed his ATV?

Arrgh, my quad!

What did Hulk Hogan ask in Arts and Crafts class?

Whatcha you gonna glue, brother?

Why can't Chris Benoit go to the gas station?

Because he always carries matches

You sir get rep.

 

[KANE-A-KNIGHT]

the edge joke lightbulb joke and nash joke where the funniest you indeed get rep sir

 

[Blue Chipper]

You guys are spoiling me

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Here are some of my favorites, albeit incredibly cheesy:
What do you call any HHH match?

A BURIED ALIVE MATCH!

What did John Cena tell the Japanese Chef?

You can't Sashimi!

What did D'Von tell Bubba when they were working at McDonalds?

Oh Bubba, test the fries!

Why is unemployment so high in the US?

Because Nunzio and Funaki do all the jobs

What did CM Punk tell Adam Copeland when he tried to feel him up?

I'm straight, Edge

How many Vince McMahons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Lightbulb screwed lightbulb

Why was Ultimate Warrior fired from the pet shop?

He couldn't sell Pedigree

What did Kevin Nash say when he crashed his ATV?

Arrgh, my quad!

What did Hulk Hogan ask in Arts and Crafts class?

Whatcha you gonna glue, brother?

Why can't Chris Benoit go to the gas station?

Because he always carries matches

that fuckin rocks

 

[klunderbunker]

I laughed. Ok not really but they were funny.