Make a Lame Joke.

[Crush1]

I'll start.

What animal can you never trust? ..........



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a Cheetah.

XD

 

[Mrs Sexy]

3 people are out walking, two of them walk into a bar....

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one of them ducks.

 

[Shock]

Why did the chicken cross the road?


Because he was bored. Duh.

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Why was the pile of crap stupid?


Because he was a big dungy!

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Why am I saying all these jokes?


Because I have no life.

 

[Mrs Sexy]

How do you make a hanky dance?

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Put a little boogie in it.

 

[Mr. TM]

What is the difference between Barack Obama and George W. Bush, Abraham Lincoln, Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan?

Barack is a Democrat, the others are Republicans.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

anyone know a good veternarian??


*flexes biceps*


cos I need someone to help me with THESE sick puppies...

 

[Mrs Sexy]

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says

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Does this taste funny to you?

 

[Father:_Polley]

Your mother

that is all

 

[Mrs Sexy]

Your mother

that is all

What?! How dare you!

 

[Mr. TM]

thats what she said.

 

[Mrs Sexy]

thats what she said.

You sickos!

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

If you are babysitting a toddler and they won't take a nap, does that mean that they are guilty of resisting a rest?

 

[Father:_Polley]

How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb?



And why should a woman have to do it?

 

[Harthan]

Your face.

 

[Richard]

What did Paul Heyman say when he was waiting at the airport for Brock Lesnar?

Here comes the plane.

 

[CDR]

Doctor: I got good news and I got bad news.

Patient: What's the good news?

Doctor: You got 24 hours to live.

Patient: Then what's the bad news?

Doctor: I forgot to call you yesterday.

 

[Milkyway!]

Hbk, that was told to you by Larry the Cable guy, thats plagerism.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they are all useless.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

What is the difference between Barack Obama and George W. Bush, Abraham Lincoln, Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan?

Barack is a Democrat, the others are Republicans.

Democrat.

(I think.)

 

[CDR]

Hbk, that was told to you by Larry the Cable guy, thats plagerism.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they are all useless.

I thought of it before I heard him do it.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Your woman.

What the FUCK is she doing out of the kitchen?

 

[Milkyway!]

Gogogogo shango!!

 

[Harthan]

Democrat.

(I think.)

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You seriously think Ronald Reagan was a Democrat? He's a demigod to Republicans.

Here's a joke.

Chick: "Did you hear the latest about Jane Smith who lives over on the next block? "
Broad: " No, what about her?"
Chick: "She had triplets. Then not two weeks later, she had twins."
Broad: "That's Impossible.! How did it happen?"
Chick: "One of the triplets got lost."

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

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You seriously think Ronald Reagan was a Democrat? He's a demigod to Republicans.

Here's a joke.

Chick: "Did you hear the latest about Jane Smith who lives over on the next block? "
Broad: " No, what about her?"
Chick: "She had triplets. Then not two weeks later, she had twins."
Broad: "That's Impossible.! How did it happen?"
Chick: "One of the triplets got lost."

I wasn't alive then. Who was it that.. Eh, nevermind.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Democrat.

(I think.)

Republican. And demigod imnplies that he is God-like. Stop underrating him.

 

[Sparky]

Tit's a lovely day,

Twot did you say?