Madison Rayne got married

[a0161613]

The guy is a lucky fucker. Cue me being jealous.

I'm getting married this year.....

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Did you know Stinger is married?

 

[a0161613]

I've heard rumours.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

To an adult lady.

 

[a0161613]

I was thinking it was a horse or something.

So a lady is an improvement on that.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Depends on your perspective. Some may find a horse to be an improvement over a lady.

 

[.]

Lucky prick.

 

[Remix]

I wonder how many extra jobs she had to work to pay for it and the honeymoon.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Did you know Stinger is married?

Really SNS? Are we going back to this?

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Really SNS? Are we going back to this?

I am sorry Stinger, I had no idea you would be offended by me telling somebody that you are happily married to a woman who is the love of your life.

If you would rather me tell others that you currently have various suitors, but you are undecided on who to choose, as you are sexually compatible with them all, but you haven't found the man you have that emotional connection with that you truly desire, I would be more than happy to oblige.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

I am sorry Stinger, I had no idea you would be offended by me telling somebody that you are happily married to a woman who is the love of your life.

If you would rather me tell others that you currently have various suitors, but you are undecided on who to choose, as you are sexually compatible with them all, but you haven't found the man you have that emotional connection with that you truly desire, I would be more than happy to oblige.

Forget it, this made me laugh.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

I wonder how many extra jobs she had to work to pay for it and the honeymoon.

This is literally one of the funniest things I've read on here in a while. Yeah, dude does straight up look like he's a suitcase pimp (or that he's headed that way once he gets out of the service).

 

[ABMorales787]

That poor bastard. Just imagine her waking up in a foul mood and yelling with that obnoxious voice "GET ME SOME BREAKFAST! YOU BITCH!"

 

[a0161613]

It'd be worth it. She is stunning.