Luigi Syndrome

[The Doctor]

Everyone knows how Luigi is just as good if not better, but Mario gets all the attention.

The same shit happens to me in real life.

My best friend gets all the girls and such. Even my (now ex) girlfriend paid more attention to him. It was a long-distance thing, see. And me and her were in a relationship, but she'd pay more attention to him on Facebook and stuff.

Now I'm trying to do the shit he does and I get labeled stalkerish by this girl I really like.

How the fuck does he do it.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

How the fuck does he do it.

The same way I do, with ease.

 

[Ty Burna]

Everyone knows how Luigi is just as good if not better, but Mario gets all the attention.

The same shit happens to me in real life.

My best friend gets all the girls and such. Even my (now ex) girlfriend paid more attention to him. It was a long-distance thing, see. And me and her were in a relationship, but she'd pay more attention to him on Facebook and stuff.

Now I'm trying to do the shit he does and I get labeled stalkerish by this girl I really like.

How the fuck does he do it.

Because that's just a natural ebb and flow for him, you on the otha hand just ain't cut out for it, and need to be yourself. Otherwise mace and perhaps a taser may be in your future.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Just be the Luigi you are. Its not like Daisy wasnt hotter than Peach. And also, you get to be an unlockable character in a gamecube game, so what if Marios on the cover, you throw GREEN fireballs.

Hmm perhaps all this videogame talk is what resulted in my own crippling social obscurity. Nah. Doubt it.

Good luck Luigi

 

[The Doctor]

That's actually a really good way to put it.
I get to suck up ghosts, and my taunt is the only one in Smash Bros. that can hurt people!

 

[Uncle Sam]

Nah, Luigi skids more.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Luigi wears green though. You know who else wears green, right?

nuff said.

 

[Phoenix]

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[Razor]

Because that's just a natural ebb and flow for him, you on the otha hand just ain't cut out for it, and need to be yourself. Otherwise mace and perhaps a taser may be in your future.

This.

 

[Blade]

Just be the Luigi you are. Its not like Daisy wasnt hotter than Peach. And also, you get to be an unlockable character in a gamecube game, so what if Marios on the cover, you throw GREEN fireballs.

Hmm perhaps all this videogame talk is what resulted in my own crippling social obscurity. Nah. Doubt it.

Good luck Luigi

Taking the metaphor a tad too far, big guy.

 

[The Doctor]

I did like the Green Fireballs comment, though.

 

[Miko]

At least Luigi has the height to carry his weight, Mario's just a fat little bastard

 

[Moon Knight]

At least Luigi has the height to carry his weight, Mario's just a fat rich little bastard who gets to fuck princess peach everynight!

Fixed.

 

[Miko]

Hmm, all I see when I look at Peach is pink pixels, then again I do still play Mario on the Super Nintendo. Also those coins look big and heavy.

 

[Lee]

so luigi just jumps high and skids....lots

 

[Grandmaster Sexy]

Oh, Docco boy.

We all know it's because...

I GET ALL THE GIRLS, I GET ALL THE GIRLS~

 

[The Doctor]

No, Calvin Harris gets the girls. They love a man who knows how to handle his jam jars.