Locked in a bathroom for three days

[Tastycles]

I'd rip a piece of bog roll in half, put both halves together to make a whole, then escape through the hole.

That would have worked much better verbally...

 

[M. Winters]

I would sit there very hungry for 72 hours in the bath drinking toilet water and probably reading magazines because every bathroom has reading material.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

I'd just stop pretending...

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

Does the toilet flush?

 

[The Doctor]

I'd melt into a puddle and sort of ooze under the door, Glacius-style, before solidifying myself back into a person and going on my merry way.

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

I'd melt into a puddle and sort of ooze under the door, Glacius-style, before solidifying myself back into a person and going on my merry way.

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[The Crock]

DOUG! FACEPALM NEEDED!

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

DOUG! FACEPALM NEEDED!

 

[The Crock]

 

[J-Dogg]

Its called kick the fuckin' door down then your good.

 

[The Crock]

Its called kick the fuckin' door down then your good.

INSANE TESTOSTERONE LEVELS HERE! FUCK YEAH, J-DOGG!

 

[J-Dogg]

But what dumb cunt locks themselves in a bathroom, and if you live by yourself and no neighbors are nearby, just leave the door open, since you don't have to worry about people wandering in.

 

[Next Jericho]

Pretend you live in the middle of nowhere in a house by yourself. You have no family, or any neighbors around. You go take a dumpski and the door jams and locks you in. You have no food or a phone. Could you live in there for three days untill someone finds you? You have your regular bathroom things, toothpaste, tp, soap, etc... How would you live in there for three days? What would you eat?

I know completely random and no point at all. Just wanted to see what you guys would say.

I am going to pretend that this is someone else's bathroom so I don't get the bill.

I would probably have a shower for three days and drink the shower water when I needed a drink and take a shit and piss in the toilet when I wanted to .

(But any ways this is a good thread in theory but it has not worked)

 

[Merwin]

Pretend you live in the middle of nowhere in a house by yourself. You have no family, or any neighbors around. You go take a dumpski and the door jams and locks you in. You have no food or a phone. Could you live in there for three days untill someone finds you? You have your regular bathroom things, toothpaste, tp, soap, etc... How would you live in there for three days? What would you eat?

I know completely random and no point at all. Just wanted to see what you guys would say.

i would stop pretending...

 

[It's Damn Real!]

I'd kick the door down and get out, and if that didn't work, I'd kick through the drywall.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

i would stop pretending...

I said that already.

 

[D-Man]

Why the hell would you shut the door if you lived alone anyways?

Exactly. I shit with the door open. I'm a man.

 

[Coco]

Drink tap water. You can survive for weeks with no food. /thread

Ooops. Forgot about the tap. And the shower.

 

[Sparky]

I'd melt into a puddle and sort of ooze under the door, Glacius-style, before solidifying myself back into a person and going on my merry way.

You're ALEX FUCKING MACK and you're a virgin? (remember I'm younger then her... so it was ok back then, I don't know what she looks like now.

Ooops. Forgot about the tap. And the shower.

and the fact that if you eat vegies, they don't digest properly so you can live off of corn and carrot