Locked in a bathroom for three days

[Disturbed]

Pretend you live in the middle of nowhere in a house by yourself. You have no family, or any neighbors around. You go take a dumpski and the door jams and locks you in. You have no food or a phone. Could you live in there for three days untill someone finds you? You have your regular bathroom things, toothpaste, tp, soap, etc... How would you live in there for three days? What would you eat?

I know completely random and no point at all. Just wanted to see what you guys would say.

 

[#hamler]

Where's the stupid thread police when you need them?

 

[Disturbed]

This is general spam. It isn't like it's in the cigar lounge or any other non spam thread.

 

[Super Hans]

I would go on my phone come onto wz, read this thread and BAM, id be sleeping for the duration.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

We can be anywhere, any time and this is the perfect time to call it in.... I think.....

 

[#hamler]

This is general spam. It isn't like it's in the cigar lounge or any other non spam thread.

Did anyone say it was?

 

[SSJPhenom]

I'd freak out. I hate knowing that I'm stuck somewhere.

 

[JGlass]

Why can't I just try to kick open the door? Does my bathroom have a window? What happens after day 3 that enables me to leave my bathroom?

These are the questions I need answered before I provide you with a serious answer.

 

[Lee]

How would someone find me in three days? It's not like after three days someone will go "Oh my lets check Lee in case he's locked himself in the bathroom"

Also moved to the cage so we can flame you

 

[Disturbed]

Why can't I just try to kick open the door? Does my bathroom have a window? What happens after day 3 that enables me to leave my bathroom?

These are the questions I need answered before I provide you with a serious answer.

You can try and kick open the door but pretend you couldn't and there is no windows. I just picked three days randomly.

 

[Lee]

Why the hell would you shut the door if you lived alone anyways?

 

[Super Hans]

As stated in my earlier post, if reading your abysmal thread did not render me unconscious, i would phone a friend and probably *********e to pass the time until he got to my house to let me out.

 

[Disturbed]

Damn, just forget it....

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

I'd never get locked in a bathroom that I couldn't get out of by force. I like the concept behind your thread (what we'd do in an inescapable, confined space for three days with nothing to do), but think a bit more about what kind of space that'd be.

 

[JGlass]

You can try and kick open the door but pretend you couldn't and there is no windows. I just picked three days randomly.

So this situation only exists in your mind? Fuck that, I'd blow a whole in your brains and crawl out your ear, thus ending my bathroom isolation.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

This is of course a spam zone but what in god's name. Are you worried this might actually happen to you and your trying to weigh up your chances?!
Just goes to show that even when someone is posting spam, they can say something that's that damn stupid. You've been convicted.

 

[Disturbed]

The whole concept behind this is what you would do in a tough sitiution.

 

[Super Hans]

I cannot forget what has already been ingrained in my mind, i shall lock myself in my bathroom just now, will report back in 72 hours.

 

[Lee]

Yeah but it's a situation THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN

 

[Remix]

Drink tap water. You can survive for weeks with no food. /thread

Now please, don't post another stupid thread like this. EVER.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

This couldn't happen, I always have food in the bathroom. I would probabley just watch tv for the 3 days though.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT BY THE STUPID THREAD POLICE!!

 

[Lee]

I love how Doug's in the stupid thread police, it's so cute

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

I love how Doug's in the stupid thread police, it's so cute

Thanks for that...........

 

[Барбоса]

One of my best friends went to the bathroom in our local pub and after finishing up, he couldn't find his way back out of the bathroom again. It wasn't that the door was jammed shut. He couldn't find the door. And this pub was not big... the bathroom has two urinals, one toilet and a sink and he managed to get lost.

To make things better, he felt the need to ring one of us to come to the bathroom to let him out. The other friend walked into the bathroom to find him scratching at a wood panelled wall, thinking that was the door.

And no, he hadn't even finished his first drink.