Live Discussion: England vs. Kazakhstan 11/10/2009

[Y 2 Jake]

Should be an easy England victory. But like always they'll make hard work of it. Anything less than 4 goals will be a poor result.

Why couldn't they build Wembley in the Midlands. Or save the cash and have the matches at Cardiff.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

ITV coverage of football is shit. Andy Townsend is shit.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Walcott playing. I'm guessing he won't impress as much as the Croatia match, when he really should impress more. Where the fuck is Kazakhstan anyway? Surely it's not in Europe.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I might go South Africa. That's the nice bit with food and water isn't it?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Theo Walcott's sideburns are ridiculous. He only grows them because he can. They look stupid.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

How come they always interview commoners?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

If I was being interviewed on live TV I'd drop a cunt bomb. In fact I'm still going to do it when R-Truth comes near me at the Smackdown tapings.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Unsure about the new Bond theme. Better than that X-Factor girl doing it though.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Heskey but no Owen? Seriously. Don't need to play Owen, but Heskey sucks dick.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Last England goal was 5 years ago for Heskey. Wank.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Lol at ITV trying to not make Kazakhstan not look like a shit hole.

 

[Luther_Hull]

I usually do this with fizzle, you'll have to do I guess.

 

[Luther_Hull]

ITV coverage of football is shit. Andy Townsend is shit.

Yes but he looks like my cousin.

No but really, ITV should be banned from showing football.

 

[Luther_Hull]

I hate Steven Gerrard.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Looking good so far. But we are against a shit team. we probably won't score for another 50 minutes.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm actually bored already. I think I prefer league football. I couldn't give a shit how Greece are doing. But I'd be on Teletext every two minutes if Stoke were on.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Serious lack of Stoke players in the England set up. Where is Lampards ''hoof it'' mentality?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Also if Stoke couldn't beat Kazakhstan with goals, they'd just break their ankles. Either way they're more intresting to watch.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Good to see Rooney has started shaving his head. Better late than never.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I feel like I'm being mocked because of this multi ball system.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Stoke vs. Spurs is on TV next week I believe. Sky Sports 1 fact fans.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

15 minutes and no goal. Wank.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I wish Murderball was more popular.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Or if they had Rollerball on TV. That would rule.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Or just midget football.