Because I'm in that "Kick it while it's down" type of mood. Let's talk about those great TNA storylines... That never really were.
The start of this feud really excited me. With Booker and 3D kicking the crap out of AJ, Kurt coming to the rescue, then laying him out. It's excited me less when they've repeated it every fucking week since. But hey, at least the matches were great, right? Wrong. Styles and Angle are two of my favourite wrestlers and I was expecting nothing more than soon-to-be-forgotten classic from them at Slammiversary. It was good, but nothing spectacular. Probably because Kurt is so fucked up. Then a six man tag match. Never seen that before TNA. You rebellious wrestling promotion, you. You take the rules and wipe your ass with them, don't you?
The Last Man Standing idea doesn't excite me much either.
Kurt Angle vs. AJ Styles
The start of this feud really excited me. With Booker and 3D kicking the crap out of AJ, Kurt coming to the rescue, then laying him out. It's excited me less when they've repeated it every fucking week since. But hey, at least the matches were great, right? Wrong. Styles and Angle are two of my favourite wrestlers and I was expecting nothing more than soon-to-be-forgotten classic from them at Slammiversary. It was good, but nothing spectacular. Probably because Kurt is so fucked up. Then a six man tag match. Never seen that before TNA. You rebellious wrestling promotion, you. You take the rules and wipe your ass with them, don't you?
The Last Man Standing idea doesn't excite me much either.
James Storm vs. Sting
I'm a big fan of Storm, and a big fan of Sting... 's potential to maybe make a promising midcarder into a main event. With Deuce's Wild set up after the feud had quickly been kicked off (nothing incredible, but lovely and functional). They teamed together and got knocked out at some point (first round? Meh, doesn't matter, LAX won) and then, out of nowhere... there was nothing. Now Sting's bat is turning up and outwrestling Kevin Nash for some reason and Storm is making his own T-shirts. Hold the applause.