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First of all, I am Ohio born and bred and grew up a Cavs fans so the following, although we would take would be just a little bittersweet.
As we all know LeBron has not made his decision. I hoping he stays with the Cavs, but that's just me and pretty much all of Ohio. Hey, growing up rooting for Cleveland area sports we are pretty use to the big letdowns. My gut says he will stay, but lets just say that LeBron does decide to leave his hometown and goes where ever it is he chooses to go (instant pariah). Everyone knows that if LeBron leaves this Cavs team it immediately becomes a 20 win team, if they're lucky. They would be the butt of everyone's jokes. The team would be crushed, the city would be leveled, hopes and dreams gone into the cold bitter lake. Whatever destination he chooses, whether it be Chicago, Miami, or NY/NJ, it would be a tremendous disaster if he has a first round exit in the playoffs or worse miss them all together. Remember that rag-tag group he left behind to rot in lottery eternity? Well they prove that they don't need LeBron to survive, they win 40+ games and get into the playoffs (LeBron all of a sudden has a headache). The Cavs won their first round series! (LeBron needs to lie down to rest). Breezed by in the second round. (Mr. LBJ's head is spinning all around). They cruise past the conference championship and into the NBA Finals (LeBron is on suicide watch)! Can you believe it folks?! The Cleveland Cavaliers, without LeBron James wins the NBA Title!!! (LeBron makes his decent from his 63rd floor Manhattan apartment window)! Buuuuuut, then he wakes up, rolls out of bed and makes a 90 foot jumpshot backwards, while pouring a cup of coffee.
Wouldn't that be total irony?! Could you imagine the impact that would have on that man's physche, his ego?! Wouldn't that be sick to think that LeBron could fail in his championship ventures while it brings the once-thought lowly Cavs much success?! But again, I'm a Cleveland sports fan. Much like the Ravens did to us winning the Superbowl after their first year gone, LeBron will probably win the NBA Title in his first year with a new team and shove it down our throats.
As we all know LeBron has not made his decision. I hoping he stays with the Cavs, but that's just me and pretty much all of Ohio. Hey, growing up rooting for Cleveland area sports we are pretty use to the big letdowns. My gut says he will stay, but lets just say that LeBron does decide to leave his hometown and goes where ever it is he chooses to go (instant pariah). Everyone knows that if LeBron leaves this Cavs team it immediately becomes a 20 win team, if they're lucky. They would be the butt of everyone's jokes. The team would be crushed, the city would be leveled, hopes and dreams gone into the cold bitter lake. Whatever destination he chooses, whether it be Chicago, Miami, or NY/NJ, it would be a tremendous disaster if he has a first round exit in the playoffs or worse miss them all together. Remember that rag-tag group he left behind to rot in lottery eternity? Well they prove that they don't need LeBron to survive, they win 40+ games and get into the playoffs (LeBron all of a sudden has a headache). The Cavs won their first round series! (LeBron needs to lie down to rest). Breezed by in the second round. (Mr. LBJ's head is spinning all around). They cruise past the conference championship and into the NBA Finals (LeBron is on suicide watch)! Can you believe it folks?! The Cleveland Cavaliers, without LeBron James wins the NBA Title!!! (LeBron makes his decent from his 63rd floor Manhattan apartment window)! Buuuuuut, then he wakes up, rolls out of bed and makes a 90 foot jumpshot backwards, while pouring a cup of coffee.
Wouldn't that be total irony?! Could you imagine the impact that would have on that man's physche, his ego?! Wouldn't that be sick to think that LeBron could fail in his championship ventures while it brings the once-thought lowly Cavs much success?! But again, I'm a Cleveland sports fan. Much like the Ravens did to us winning the Superbowl after their first year gone, LeBron will probably win the NBA Title in his first year with a new team and shove it down our throats.