Kizarny-Are you fucking jizoking.

[TheGreatSPAMbino]

Ive seen the build up packages and i realized that this gimmick is ******ed, why does he talk like that.....why does he look like jack sparrow...why cant he work a match(ive seen his developmental stuff and read some dark match results)........

This guy is clearly an example of WWE thinking they know what the fans want but actually having no fucking idea. So i ask you what are your thoughts and Smackdowns latest flop? do you lizike kizarny? are you wizilling to give him a chance unlike me?

 

[Suneeboy]

Kizarny is fucking cizorny. I cannot believe they have the balls to create another ******ed gimmick that won't go anywhere, and is DESTINED for the lower mid-card forever. A stupid gimmick like this will never headline a PPV. Why would they even give this guy this gimmick? Don't we already have the Boogeyman? Based on what I've been reading he is god awful in the ring and his matches get "Boring" and "You can't wrestle" chants. We'll see how he looks this week on Smackdown.

But back to the gimmick...it is point blank lame. I understand that children watch wrestling and they are focusing on the PG rating, but still the main audience is 18-35. We are adults and we don't want bullshit over the top gimmicks. We already had the Repo Man, Eugene, Doink the Clown, and now we have the Boogeyman and Kizarny. The gimmick will not get over, and no one can understand that awful pig latin he is using. He looks and sounds like a complete dick. He has no muscle definition, and I don't see how the live crowd or the at home audience will get behind a guy like this.

The ONLY way this guy will get over is if he can wrestle his ass off AND put on a spot fest Shane O'Mac style. Because IMO his promos are the worst I've seen in a long time.

 

[thepoo62]

Apparently he is old buds with Edge and Christian so that might factor into his longevity. I mean we all seem to hate Eugene, Boogey, Hornswoggle, and so forth but dumb gimmicks can be huge if they become kind of cult classics like Hurricane or... this is going to be contravercial... the Undertaker.

Is Kizarny bound for the wrestlecrap headlines... more than likely but maybe he can put on a "show" which can be just as important as a good "work rate".. apparently

 

[Thriller Ant]

Alright, I just watched his debut match on youtube, and the dude is a joke. Just to prove my point, I will go through and list all of the reasons why.

1. His music: As soon as his music hit, it became obvious to me that this guy is going to be a gimmick, not a legitimate wrestler. No guy with the stereotypical carnival music will ever hold a title and if he does, my $12 belt from Kohl's will have more value than any belt Kizarny wins.

2. His ring work: His ring work throughout the match was extremely sloppy. He executed a suicide dive early in the match, and clearly moved his head closer/on top of MVP so he could pass along instructions. Another spot had him hit MVP with a low dropkick to the knee, which Kizarny only missed by about 2 feet.

3. His finisher: I put this separate from ring work because I believe a wrestler can still have a good finisher ever if the rest of his/her ring work leaves something to be desired. As far as Kizarny goes, his finisher may have been the worst part of his match. For those who have not seen it, it is a double-arm DDT, but as he falls, Kizarny locks in a body scissors. MVP's head came nowhere near hitting the canvas, and the body scissors did nothing but allow him to roll into a unique pin. It looked weak and was in no way believable.

I enjoy seeing new/younger wrestlers debut, so I watch ECW a lot, and most of those guys who are either buried, released, or randomly floating around the c-show could out-wrestle Kizarny any day and twice on Sunday. Overall, I see this guy being a Boogeyman type, wrestling lower card matches here and there, but mostly being around for random backstage appearances at the absolute best.

 

[Pimpin]

I watched his debut match last night on Smackdown & to be quite honest this guy sucks. I will prove my point by listing all the reasons on why I think he sucks.

1. His Promos- They sound weak to me. I don't think anybody can understand the shit that he says. It's just plain awful to me.

2. His Ring Work- His ring work was sloppy. The suicide dive that he did was executed poorly & his finisher was really weak especially since MVP's head did not even come close to hitting the canvas & I doubt people are gonna find it believable.

3. Gimmick/Music- It's completely obvious that whenever he entered to stereotypical carnival music he is going to be nothing more than a joke. I also think that no wrestler with a gimmick like his will ever hold a world title or maybe even a midcard title.

 

[Frank the Frowner]

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[psykohurricane]

But back to the gimmick...it is point blank lame. I understand that children watch wrestling and they are focusing on the PG rating, but still the main audience is 18-35. We are adults and we don't want bullshit over the top gimmicks. We already had the Repo Man, Eugene, Doink the Clown, and now we have the Boogeyman and Kizarny. The gimmick will not get over, and no one can understand that awful pig latin he is using. He looks and sounds like a complete dick. He has no muscle definition, and I don't see how the live crowd or the at home audience will get behind a guy like this.

I know that Kizarny isn't a great wrestler or anything but the fact of the matter is that the times have changes and the main audience especially for Smackdown isn't the male audience 18-35, it's kids and families so a guy with a gimmick like Kizarny works really well for the Smackdown audience. Since there is more families buying tickets and watching smackdown, i see Kizarny as being there for a while even if he'S stuck in low-midcar status. The guy is a gimmick but he's been a gimmick all is professional career so that'S nothing new to him. So even if we don't like this character, we are going to have to live to except it because as much as we don'T like it, the families are the main audience of smackdown and Kizarny match well with the main audience of the show.

 

[Trance Metaphor]

I'm pissed at the WWE right now for making MVP job to Kizarny. What the hell? Throughout the entire match, it was MVP that carried him. It was MVP that brought out the better part of the offense (obviously) and it was MVP that could've finished the match with his playmaker. It was so close, yet the streak continues. I hate Kizarny's finisher. It's the worst I've seen in the WWE as of late. The double arm DDT with front body scissors to drop the opponent's head onto the executor's stomach? Please. Other than that, Kizarny has no moves. I don't think the crowd was behind him at all and I don't even care if this is his first match. The fact that he's a gimmick with a weak finisher puts him on the dismissed list of wrestlers not to look out for.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

YOUUU must be jizoking.

I see this thread, and what do I do?? Merely click on the little page thingy that says "2"


and what does NorCal find?? Ah, whats this, but the Kizarny thread that was already damn existing on this.

Infractions for the OP, and everyone who posted in this.