Fireworks explode out of the entrance stage set as the crowd goes wild in the crazy Tokyo Dome! The camera pans around the arena as the entire crowd cheers wildly in anticipation for tonight’s show. There is still some some people flooding in as we are a several minutes away from the biggest event on the WZCW calendar year.
The camera switches to a shot of the announcing crew. We see Johnny Klamor, WZCW Hall of Famer, Everest; and asian celebrity actor, Daniel Boringcliff. They are dressed nice and there is a graphic under each of them on-screen with their name on it.
Klamor: Good evening, WZCW Universe! I am Johnny Klamor, alongside WZCW Hall of Famer, Everest; and the star of the blockbuster Barry Spotter series, Daniel Boringcliff. We are your announce team for tonight’s pre-show festivities. Gentlemen, I am glad to be here tonight next to you both. There is something about Kingdom Come that just gets me in a good mood.
Everest: I hear ya, Klamor. Tonight is going to be a great night with some great matches. Not only that, but two of my good friends in the business, once of which is my biggest rival, will be inducted in the WZCW Hall of Fame.
Klamor: You are finally going to get some company. *chuckles*
Everest: *chuckles* That’s right, Johnny. I will no longer be the lone Hall of Famer.
Klamor: Daniel, thank you for being here tonight. We are delighted to have you. You’ve gone from tween warlock to WZCW ring announcer.
Boringcliff: Thank you, Johnny. I am happy to be here for the pre-show. I am honored, really. I can’t wait to see the battle royal to determine the final participant in tonight’s-
Boringcliff clears his throat as he announces the next words in epic fashion.
Boringcliff: SUPER LADDER MATCH MELEE!
Klamor: Me too, but we don’t have to wait any longer! It’s time for the pre-show battle royal!
Anderson: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is a battle royal match for the final spot in tonight's Super Ladder Match Melee!
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Slaughter comes out on the entrance stage as he keeps his head lowered and his back hunched. He glances back and forth to each side of the entrance stage. The fresh crowd let out a barrage of boos.
Anderson: Introducing first from Hell, MI, weighing 295 pounds, Dorian "The Angel of Death" Slaughter!
Everest: Back in my days, Johnny, we never had pre-shows. So, it used to always be the first match on the card that really set the tone, but these men tonight are given the opportunity to set it. Not only that, Slaughter, along with the rest of them, have a chance to earn a spot on the card.
Klamor: Not just any spot, but a shot at the vacant EurAsian Championship in a match where really anything could happen.
Slaughter is now climbing through the ropes as he continues to keep his head lowered in a hunching fashion.
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Pink lights begin to swirl around in a circular pattern around the arena and on the entrance stage. A mist creeps onto the stage before Kagura Ohozora makes her way out to a favorable reaction from the crowd.
Anderson: Making her way to the ring from Ise, Mie, Japan weighing Kagura Ohzora!
Everest: The crowd is clearly in support of one of their own as Kagura makes her way out for the match.
Boringcliff: People in Japan have really become infatuated with Kagura since her debut in WZCW. We love having a representative. Especially someone who is so skilled and poised as she is. She really is something special.
Klamor: There is no doubt that she started out red-hot in WZCW. I personally am surprised that she does not already have a solidified spot on the card. That is why I have her as my pick to win this match and to go on to the Ladder Match.
Kagura slowly enters the ring through the ropes as Slaughter watches creepily from a distant corner. As Kagura stares daggers through Slaughter, the lights suddenly go out in the arena. A voice comes over the intercom.
???: Quiet, quiet please. Bollywood’s victor has now arrived in Tokyo, Japan.
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Veejay comes out onto the entrance stage back-first as lights flash all around the arena. The crowd instantly parade him with boos as he spins into a taunting gesture.
Anderson: Making his way to the ring from Bollywood, India, weighing 251 pounds, “Bollywood’s victor” Veejay!
Everest: You may have Kagura penciled-in to win the match, but I bet this man thinks he already knows the result.
Klamor: Daniel, have you ever starred in any Bollywood films?
Boringcliff: Johnny, the closest I have come to Bollywood was eating an Indian taco last year when I visited New York.
Veejay is working a turnbuckle as he taunts the crowd some more. They continue to boo him.
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The crowd boos Becky Serra as she makes her way out to the entrance stage with a nice outfit, pink accessories, and a microphone. She smiles as she raises the microphone to her mouth.
Serra: Go ahead, boo me if you want, but I have an announcement to make about tonight’s pre-show match.
The crowd slowly quiets down to let her speak.
Serra: As you can see, we have three competitors in the ring right now. However, it takes more than three to have a battle royal. Especially a battle royal where the winner will earn the final spot in tonight’s Kingdom Come VI Super Ladder Match Melee.
The crowd cheers for the match we will get later in the night.
Serra: If you have been watching the product this last year, you will know that we have been trimming the fat to give you the best of the best. So much so that we only have three active superstars right now without a solid spot on the card. But this is Kingdom Come, people. We can’t just let them have a spot on the card without working for it.
The crowd stirs in curiosity as Serra pauses for a moment. The camera shows the three competitors in the ring with curious looks on their faces.
Serra: That is why I have phoned-up several superstars to fill up this battle royal and make it really interesting! Ladies and gentlemen, enjoy the rest of your night and the greatest event of the year. Oh, and enjoy this 10-man pre-show battle royal!
Serra’s music plays as she steps aside to let the additional superstars make their way out to the ring.
Klamor: 10-man battle royal. That means we are getting 7 more superstars to fill this match up. Who are they going to be?
The camera shows Jack O’ Lantern, Hades, Joe Mason, Joey Sexton, Jimmy Wonder, Arashi, and a man in a potato-sack mask.
Everest: It’s an all-star list of jobbers, Johnny!
Klamor: Holy, moly! Look at this group. We have the hallowen-themed Jack O’ Lantern, faux greek-god Hades, Joe Mason from the Swag Pack, sex-offender Joey Sexton, magician Jimmy Wonder, woman-hater Arashi, and a man in a potato-sack mask.
Everest: Who could forget the great potato-sack masked superstar?
Klamor: Daniel, Jimmy Wonder is a superstar you could get behind. What with you having played a tween warlock and him being a magician.
Boringcliff: He gives magicians everywhere a bad name, Johnny.
All seven of the surprise entrants are now in the ring as they actually stand opposed to the three others in the ring.
Klamor: Here we go! One superstar is going to win a chance of a lifetime!
The bell rings as Arashi steps out from the pack of seven and starts yelling at Kagura. The crowd is buzzing and booing as Kagura doesn’t move or show any signs of intimidation. Arashi tells her to get out of the ring because she is not worthy to be a WZCW superstar. Kagura glances out at the crowd and then back at Arashi.
She very slowly begins to turn away to the dismay of the crowd. However, she quickly flips them back into applause as she executes a shuffle side-kick to the jaw of Arashi. Arashi is in la-la land as he stumbles backwards. The remaining pack of six move back to let him fall, but Arashi stumbles back forward instead. He stumbles right over to Kagura, who is ready to duck her shoulder and send him flying over the top rope and to the outside mat!
Klamor: First elimination by Kagura! Arashi is out!
Everest: Tough luck, bud!
Boringcliff: Yes!
Kagura is near the ropes as she looks over and actually cracks a proud smirk at her work. She hears a pair of boots hitting the mat as Joey Sexton runs up behind her for the surprise elimination, but Kagura catches him and flips him over the ropes for another elimination. The crowd pops again as Slaughter begins fighting Hades while Veejay starts fighting Jimmy Wonder. Jack O Lantern and potato sack man are trading blows as well.
Klamor: Complete chaos in the ring as we have already had two quick eliminations by Kagura Ohzora.
Everest: The crowd is amped and so am I. You can feel the electricity of the crowd feeding the competitors in the ring.
Joe Mason and Kagura start trading blows, but she quickly takes control of the confrontation. We switch over to Slaughter, who is in the process of ducking a clothesline by Hades. The miss causes Hades to run into a set of ropes. He grabs the top one to keep himself from flipping over. He shakes his head “no” as if he isn’t going out like that. He turns around to catch a sit-out jawbreaker from Slaughter. Hades flies back and leans up against the ropes. Slaughter quickly crawls over to lift Hades up and over the ropes for an elimination.
Boringcliff: Nice elimination there by Slaughter. This really has my blood pumping!
Slaughter spits out of the ring at Hades, but he finds himself being turned around by Jack O’ Lantern! Slaughter reveres into a kick to the gut and a DDT out of nowhere! Jack O Lantern rolls away as Slaughter gets back up to his feet. The potato-sack man approaches him, but he gets the same DDT that Jack got! The potato man rolls underneath the bottom rope and off the apron as he holds his sack in pain.
We switch over to Veejay who is executing a delayed vertical suplex mid-process. He drops Jimmy Wonder hard on his back. Veejay quickly crawls back to his feet. Wonder is returning back to his own feet in a daze, but Veejay is there to pick him up in a bodyslam position. He walks over to the ropes and tosses Wonder out of the ring.
Boringcliff: Poof, he is gone!
Klamor: *chuckles* Good one, Daniel.
Everest: We are down to six!
The camera quickly switches to Kagura as she holds onto Joe Mason’s head as he stands on the outside apron. She pulls down on it as she jumps up from inside the ring and delivers a devastating knee-strike to the forehead of the former Swag Pack member. The blow causes him to fall back and off the apron.
Everest: Make that five!
Back to Slaughter as he tosses Jack O Lantern over the ropes and out of the match.
Klamor: How about four?
Boringcliff: Four?
Klamor: Potato-sack man rolled under the ropes, so by rules he is still in the match.
Veejay and Slaughter both meet on one side of the ring as Kagura is on the other. Veejay looks over at Slaughter and begins telling him that the two of them should team up. Slaughter twitches, but then slowly nods his head. The two men pounce on Kagura as she tries to defend herself from the barrage of punches and clubbing blows. They beat her down to her knees as the crowd boos in opposition.
They pick her back up and each hook an arm over their heads as they execute a double suplex. Kagura grabs her back in pain. Veejay laughs as Slaughter just stares at his her menacingly.
Everest: Normally I would detest such double-team actions, but this is a battle royal gentlemen. This is a match for a huge opportunity. You have to win in whatever way you can. You know the phrase, “what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas”? Well, the same principle applies for battle royals in professional wrestling.
Suddenly, Veejay grabs the head of Slaughter and executes a european uppercut! Slaughter falls back in a daze and blinks wildly as he processes his pain. Veejay yells insults at him as taunts towards himself and does a belt motion around his waist. He walks over to Kagura, who is slowly climbing to her feet.
Veejay helps her to her feet and pushes her back into a turnbuckle. He executes a series of kicks into her midsection as she gasps at each blow. The crowd tries to cheer her on to fight back, but she keeps taking the blows. Veejay finally lets up as he slowly backs his way up to the middle of the ring. He pauses for a moment until he smirks and runs full force towards the turnbuckle. He goes for the big boot, BUT NO!
Kagura crawls out of the turnbuckle, which causes Veejay to get hung up on it with his right leg over the rope. He groans in pain as he unhinges himself from the corner. He turns around and is greeted by Kagura, who puts him into position for a wrist-clutch exploder suplex. She executes it perfectly! The crowd pops as Kagura jumps up to her feet. She stumbles back from the downed Veejay, but finds herself being turned around.
Klamor: IT’S SLAUGHTER WITH DEATH BECOMES YOU!
The single-hook DDT is executed to perfection as Slaughter sits up on the ring mat. He breathes heavily as he twitches. Veejay and Kagura both wallow in pain near him. Slaughter yells out as he slaps his head. He stands up and begins grabbing his head in anger. He paces back and forward between Veejay and Kagura.
Everest: Slaughter is standing tall in the ring!
Boringcliff: And he is fuming!
Slaughter jumps on Veejay and grabs a handful of his hair with one hand. He uses the other to furiously punch his forehead. He does this for a few seconds before standing back up. He makes his way back over to Kagura. He yanks her up and pushes her back and up against a set of ropes. He begins to pick her up to toss her over, but Kagura fights back with elbow jabs into the neck and chest of Slaughter. Slaughter no-sells the blows as he continues to push Kagura up and over the ropes.
Kagura passionately holds on as the crowd buzzes in the Tokyo Dome! We see Veejay crawling to his feet as he stumbles over to Slaughter and Kagura. He grabs the other leg of Kagura and helps Slaughter lift her up over the ropes. However, Slaughter quickly breaks his action and turns his attention to Veejay. He hasn’t forgot about the betrayal from earlier. He starts punching Veejay in the face, but Veejay fires back with his own punches. The altercation allows Kagura to land back on her feet inside of the ring. She enters the punch-off to make it a three-way brawl. The crowd is going wild as several stiff blows are being exchanged.
Everest: Punches galore!
Suddenly, one side of the crowd starts going into a frenzy as we see the potato-sack man slide into the ring. He runs over to the group on the other side of the ring. He catches them all off-guard with a missile dropkick! They all flip over the ropes!
Klamor: I DON’T BELIEVE IT!
Boringcliff: Felix Felicis?
The man with the potato-sack mask spins and drops to his knees in excitement as the crowd can’t believe it, but wait! The potato sack man is celebrating in the ring, but Slaughter, Veejay, and Kagura all held on to the ropes and avoided elimination. Veejay and Slaughter roll back in as Kagura is able to climb back through. She runs over to the potato-sack man and grabs him by the sack. The sack man flails his arms as Kagura throws him over the ropes!
Kagura keeps a hold on the potato sack as the man’s legs flail mere inches away from the outside mat. Kagura’s grip on the sack, and the mans grip on Kagura’s wrists, is the only thing holding him up! Finally, Kagura breaks her wrists free and yanks up! The sack comes off and the man is eliminated. He falls flat on his face. The crowd pops, but pops even more as the man slowly lifts his head to reveal himself. It is Armando Paradyse!
Klamor: That bastard tried to work his way onto the card! He will stop at nothing to be on the Kingdom Come card!
Everest: I am in shock right now.
Kagura looks at the potato sack she is holding and then flings it out to the crowd. They pop at the gesture. Armando hides his face in shame as he runs up the ramp and exits the stage. Kagura turns around and greets an approaching clothesline by a recovered Veejay. Kagura ducks and responds with a shuffle side-kick. Veejay grabs the leg and spins her around in response. Kagura spins around and right into a fireman’s carry from Veejay. However, instead of turning the carry into a cutter, Veejay tosses Kagura over the ropes, but Kagura is able to regain her balance and land on her feet on the outside apron!
Veejay doesn’t have time to follow-up as Slaughter rushes towards him with a forearm smash. BUT VEEJAY DUCKS! The forearm goes right into the face of Kagura, who leans back with one hand still on the ropes to keep her up as she leans dangerously close to falling off the apron. Slaughter immediately tries to unhinge her hand, but Veejay is coming up from behind. Veejay comes up to grab the shoulder of Slaughter, but both of them are blinded as Kagura pulls herself back to the ropes and spits red mist into their faces. Both men scream in pain as they rub their eyes to avoid blindness.
They part just enough near the ropes to allow Kagura to climb back into the ring. She runs quickly to the other side and bounces off the ropes. She returns to the other side where both Veejay and Slaughter are blinded with their backs against the ropes. They are close enough together to allow Kagura to execute the Fifth Dance of Amaterasu Omikami. A heart punch each for her two opponents. The blows send them toppling over the ropes and smashing down on the outside mat at the same time!
Kagura turns around and drops to her knees as she catches her breath. The crowd is jumping up and down.
Klamor: She did it! She survived 9 other superstars to earn the final spot in the Super Ladder Match Melee!
Boringcliff: Yes!
Everest: What a pre-show match!
Anderson: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner and final entrant into the SUPER LADDER MATCH MELEE, Kagura Ohzora!
The crowd pops once again at the announcement. Kagura climbs to her feet and celebrates with her home country. The camera cuts to the announcers.
Klamor: Ladies and gentlemen, that was just a sample. I hope you all have ordered the PPV, because if this match was any indication of how the night will go, I can’t wait to see what is in store for us. Thank you all for tuning into the pre-show, and thank you Daniel Boringcliff for joining us here tonight.
Boringcliff: My pleasure, and I hope Kagura Ohzora wins it all tonight!
Everest: See you all at the big one! In the meantime I've still got some duties to perform. We will be right back after these brief messages from our.....wait do you guys hear that?
Klamor: It sounds like a chainsaw.
Just as Klamor finishes speaking, Alhazred can be seen with a running chainsaw in hand walking past the booth. A few steps behind is S.H.I.T. carrying a giant three headed stuffed dog.
klamor: I'm not sure what those two are up to, but it can't be good. Who the hell gave Alhazred a chainsaw?! Someone needs to get that away from him!
Everest: Be my guest Johnny.
Alhazred: Time to die Cerberus!
The stuffing from inside the plush toy is seen flying as the camera cuts to commercial.