Dusty Rhodes
You are a worthless human being. Your ass is so fucking fat that it has taken over the pitiful little thing you like to call a mind and has made you believe that since its the only thing you see in a mirror in the morning, youre all that matters. GET THE HELL OVER YOURSELF. You could talk very well. Flair could talk very well and wrestle even better. You were booker here so you insisted on taking away a great moment from a better wrestler in Ric Flair and you should get raped by an ostrich for it.
To be fair though you wouldnt notice because the gravitational force of your ass would suck the fucker inside of you. It always had to be about you with Bunkhouse Stampede being a PPV that you designed to make yourself look good. Dusty, no one cared but you. You managed to bring Ric Flair down to a level that no one else could because it had to be about you. You talk with that fucking annoying as hell country accent and add if you will to every fucking line you say.
Well I have a will also. My will is that you get the fuck over yourself. I would say around yourself but at 21 years old I dont have 45 years to spare which is how long it takes to walk around that planet you call an ass. You are a fucking waste of air and need to stay far away from anyone else with talent because you might think theyre a big cookie and eat them.
You have managed to ruin more moments and matches than anyone I would have thought possible and you are the fucking worst thing to happen to wrestling in a very long time. I hope you enjoy your life as youve certainly managed to ruin enough wrestling moments in everyone elses thanks to your ridiculous ego.
