KB Answers Wrestling Questions

[klunderbunker]

Doomsday Cage from Uncensored 1996. Just watch it and have your brain turned on. As in watch it and ask why did they do what they just did. Also, listen to the commentary and act like it's Mystery Science Theater 3000. You'll be amazed by all the little jabs Tony and Bobby take at the match.

For a simpler one, try Jackie Gayda/Trish vs. Jackie Gayda/Christopher Nowitski from Raw in 2002.

 

[Remix]

PJ Black or PJ and Duncan?

 

[klunderbunker]

PJ and Duncan are competition for my uncle. I'll take the Cape Town Werewolf or whatever that stupid name was.

 

[Blue Chipper]

In your opinion, is the current WWE product the least entertaining it has ever been? If not, what period is?

 

[klunderbunker]

Oh geez no. 2003 on Raw was just BAD.

 

[Remix]

Yeah, I half suspect Gabriel's high when he comes up with some of his ideas. Calling himself "the Cape Town werewolf", The name Pure Juice, Phoenix Starr (ALL OF IT!), doing this (skip to the two minute mark to see what I'm talking about)...

 

[klunderbunker]

Good grief those are small trunks.

 

[The Crock]

How poorly do you think WCW used the Steiners?

 

[klunderbunker]

They used them well enough for awhile but once the Outsiders showed up, no team was going to be able to do anything.

 

[The_Reptile_]

KB, you are a far more intelligent person than I. What, exactly, is Vickie's point with this whole 'AJ scandal' at this point and time? That AJ and Cena may possibly be in an intimate relationship with each other? ... Ooooooh, scandalous?

 

[klunderbunker]

I think it's just Vickie being a dick because AJ got the GM job at Raw 1000. The whole scandal thing means nothing though for various reasons.

 

[The_Reptile_]

You see, I can understand the whole 'Be a bitch to AJ' thing, just... why persist in the scandal? Just have Vickie lord over AJ with her GMness like the heel she is instead of trying to make something out of nothing and making everyone involved, especially yourself, look like an idiot.

 

[Remix]

Good grief those are small trunks.

You haven't seen his "held on by straps" trunks, have you? But yeah, Justin Gabriel's old gear is pretty stripperiffic.

 

[klunderbunker]

You see, I can understand the whole 'Be a bitch to AJ' thing, just... why persist in the scandal? Just have Vickie lord over AJ with her GMness like the heel she is instead of trying to make something out of nothing and making everyone involved, especially yourself, look like an idiot.

They started going there by having her face Beth and then the whole thing has just stopped. Tamina is lurking out there but that doesn't exactly make me want to see the match. The problem is there's no real reason to see these people fight and it doesn't seem to be building to anything, which defeats the purpose of the whole thing.

 

[Danger Burger]

Top five wrestler-turned-authority-figures??

 

[klunderbunker]

Foley
Flair
Regal
Austin
Dusty (he's the perfect example of what a GM should be on NXT)

 

[The_Reptile_]

I had a conversation with a pal of mine who was complaining that WWE isn't treating Punk like he's a draw. I responded that WWE are most definitely treating him like a draw, what you want him to be is THE draw, and as long as Cena's still there Punk, and everyone else on the roster for that matter, has as much chance as being THE draw as Santino Motherfucking Marella. You agree?

 

[klunderbunker]

It's not as extreme as you're thinking. Title matches are going to draw no matter what. Cena is a draw, but you can build up programs with other guys that will draw to an extent also. cena is going to be the top draw for as long as he's around though.

 

[Rayne]

Doomsday Cage from Uncensored 1996. Just watch it and have your brain turned on. As in watch it and ask why did they do what they just did. Also, listen to the commentary and act like it's Mystery Science Theater 3000. You'll be amazed by all the little jabs Tony and Bobby take at the match.

For a simpler one, try Jackie Gayda/Trish vs. Jackie Gayda/Christopher Nowitski from Raw in 2002.

Dear God, I remember the Jackie Gayda match. I thought that'd be the one you'd mention; either that or that Jenna Morasca abortion from TNA.

 

[klunderbunker]

You said you wanted wrestling. Morasca vs. whoever she fought (Sharmell?) wasn't wrestling.

 

[The_Reptile_]

I maintain that if Rock didn't have that stupid title match at the Rumble Ryback would have walked out of the Cell with the belt around his waist. Yes? No? Am I just an idiot?

 

[klunderbunker]

I'd think that's probably right.

 

[Danger Burger]

I maintain that if Rock didn't have that stupid title match at the Rumble Ryback would have walked out of the Cell with the belt around his waist. Yes? No? Am I just an idiot?

I'd think that's probably right.

ZING!!!

 

[CleverName51]

How bad has WWE screwed up Ryback?

 

[klunderbunker]

They haven't really screwed him up. He's just banged his head on the glass ceiling.