Just received a phone call from a very angry black man.

[The Doctor]

Apparently my roommate used my phone while I was asleep to call said man's girlfriend in the middle of the night. Three in the morning, to be exact. It looks like they were disconnected halfway through or maybe the call just didn't connect, though.

I explained, when he asked quite rudely, who I was (Matthew, college student, etc.) and he told me to stop lying and then hung up. He also mentioned that he was "so angry right now, mmmmph".

I hope I don't get shot.

 

[The Man They Call WMD]

Apparently my roommate used my phone while I was asleep to call said man's girlfriend in the middle of the night. Three in the morning, to be exact. It looks like they were disconnected halfway through or maybe the call just didn't connect, though.

I explained, when he asked quite rudely, who I was (Matthew, college student, etc.) and he told me to stop lying and then hung up. He also mentioned that he was "so angry right now, mmmmph".

I hope I don't get shot.

If you get shot it's a good thing your a doctor.

 

[Miko]

I dont think his degree in Thuganomics will help with a gunshot wound

 

[Lee]

How do you know he was black?

 

[The Doctor]

How do you know he was black?

OK, he might not have been black. Maybe he just adopted the vocal styles and cadences of an African-American Individual.

 

[Slyfox696]

Why do you have to mention his race at all? Why can't it just be "a very man"?



You, sir, are a racist.

 

[The Doctor]

I have just received a text from a good friend regarding this situation.

 

[Harthan]

 

[The Doctor]

Why do you have to mention his race at all? Why can't it just be "a very man"?



You, sir, are a racist.

Because...

*ahem*

Certain phrases are associated with certain images. By mentioning that the angry black man who called me was indeed angry, black [or had adopted the cadence and speech style of a stereotypical man from the hood], and an adult man, I adequately describe the situation using a phrase featuring three descriptive adjectives. Whatever connotations the adjectives hold is up to your worldview.

 

[Ty Burna]

Sooooo because he talks street he's black?

Racist.

 

[Slyfox696]

Because...

*ahem*

Certain phrases are associated with certain images. By mentioning that the angry black man who called me was indeed angry, black [or had adopted the cadence and speech style of a stereotypical man from the hood], and an adult man, I adequately describe the situation using a phrase featuring three descriptive adjectives. Whatever connotations the adjectives hold is up to your worldview.

Because nothing supports your theory of being shot better than an angry black man, right? As we all know, only black men commit violent crimes.


Racist.

 

[The Doctor]

Because nothing supports your theory of being shot better than an angry black man, right?


Racist.

I can't claim to be without bias, but I really did just think "I hope I don't get shot" just sounded funny, considering I highly doubt this dude's going to track me down and murder me in the middle of a college campus in Beavercreek of all places.

 

[BK Styles]

I can't claim to be without bias, but I really did just think "I hope I don't get shot" just sounded funny, considering I highly doubt this dude's going to track me down and murder me in the middle of a college campus in Beavercreek of all places.

Unless he's on this forum, somehow, some way. In which case, you good sir, are fucked.

 

[shattered dreams]

Wuz crackin' jive turkey.

 

[justinsayne]

Doc gonna get got *****!

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Did you at least have the decency to call him a ******?

 

[Big Sexy]

I am actually the angry man who called Doc and yes he is gonna get got, shot with a .22 caliber glock.

 

[Nate DaMac]

So.. he was black? Is Big Sexy black? He's from Detroit so I guess the odds say he is...

 

[The Crock]

That's messed up, fool.

 

[Big Sexy]

So.. he was black? Is Big Sexy black? He's from Detroit so I guess the odds say he is...

I am white.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

I am white.

Are you? Jesus, every time I think someone is black, I'm wrong. Fuck is with that....

 

[Барбоса]

Honestly, what do they teach at school these days?

You should not have messed around with his baby momma!

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Did he, by chance, ask you if you were lying, where you then reiterated your full name and which school you go to?

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I can't claim to be without bias, but I really did just think "I hope I don't get shot" just sounded funny, considering I highly doubt this dude's going to track me down and murder me in the middle of a college campus in Beavercreek of all places.

A place called Beavercreek should be swimming with women.

 

[Stormtrooper]

OK, am I the only one who finds it odd that the roommate uses the phone, and nobody has a problem with it?

Doc, this calls for you calling out your roommate, because using your phone for seemingly uncivil deeds is rather dickish.