Just Clarifying

[Uncle Sam]

CM Punk's had nothing to hold but a sparkler and his johnson, yet he's successfully invaded Russia.

This was a reference to a hypothetical invasion of Russia rather than the Nazi invasion of Russia. I did not invoke Godwin's law. OK? Good. Good.

 

[CH David]

Thank goodness you clarified, Sam. Initially I thought you invoked Godwin's Law and that would NOT have been cool! I don't know what I would have done.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Also, I would hardly describe the Nazi invasion of Russia as successful. But what's that got to do with wrestling, you nutters!?

 

[CH David]

It has everything to do with wrestling! If you didn't clarify people would have thought Punk was a failure. You should know this!

 

[Tastycles]

Napoleon invaded Russia unsuccessfully too. It's as if they get to Calais and go "Nah, that 20 miles of water is too much, let's try and walk across 1,000 miles of Arctic tundra instead". Dictators? ********s, more like.