Jobs for Wrestlers...

[LitasRevenge79]

Has anyone stopped to wonder what the wrestlers would REALLY be doing if they weren't wrestling? Sure they say "If I wasn't doing this I'd probably be teaching/contructing/etc..." But do we really buy any of that crap? Considering some of the dee-dee-dee antics they seem to live by, what jobs do you think they would be most suited for??

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Considering some of the dee-dee-dee antics they seem to live by, what jobs do you think they would be most suited for??

What.

 

[The Brain]

Here are some I imagine:

Kane: dentist
Brutus Beefcake: barber
Mike Rotunda: accountant
Tony Anthony: plumber
Barry Darsow: repo man
Duke Droese: garbage man
Bill Irwin: hockey player
Bob Holly: racecar driver
Rick Martel: model
Tito Santana: matador
Shane Douglas: teacher
Steve Lombardi: baseball player

For some reason I can just picture these guys in these careers.

 

[LitasRevenge79]

Maybe Santino could be the new bandleader on the Leno show...

Then if ya want action, RKO is THE VIPER, I guess that show on Animal Planet that dude who hunts snakes...there's his new job..or if you want more obscure..I could see him teaching daycare and RKO's or punting the students, or at parent-teacher conferences. I guess that would also be hilarious for Big Show, to have him be a daycare teacher. lol

I could so see John Cena working behind the counter at my local gas station he'd be the guy that always tells the stories "That could've been me on tv and movies. I could've been something."

Cody Rhodes...probably guy on guy XXX movies.

Jerry The King Lawler- Cody's pimp..lol

HHH- a water distribution salesperson...hell he spits enough of it out of his mouth at each intro...

 

[Monkey_Mania]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

 

[Sean Valjean]

They'd probably all get into MMA. That seems to be the trend these days.

 

[Max Headroom]

Chris Jericho would work at Mcdonalds hahaha.

John Cena would join the Navy

Christian would become a priest
&
Matt Hardy would open his own restaurant.

 

[Fuel The Fire]

Hogan would be doing mr nanny part 2

 

[TSG]

Chris Jericho would work at Mcdonalds hahaha.

John Cena would join the Navy

Christian would become a priest
&
Matt Hardy would open his own restaurant.

Hello, welcome to McDonald's. I am the best in the world at what I do, may I take your order?

 

[LitasRevenge79]

man..apparently some people cannot take jokes. I guess that's why they gave me bad marks in the reps column.