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Going on 10 years with WrestleZone
1. Name:
2. Height and Weight (note - must be between 5'10 and 6'3 and weigh no more than 255 lbs)
3. Race (choose from the following:
a. White
b. White
c. Black, but we will tell everyone I am Samoan and part White
d. Hispanic, but I will wear a mask so people can think I'm White
4. Gender (choose from the following)
a. Male
b. Male
c. Female, but with huge tits and wearing a thong
5. Finishing Move (choose from the following)
a. Submission
b. High Flying
c. High-flying submission
d. Submissive high-flying
6. Your pro-wrestling idol
a. Shawn Michaels
b. Bret Hart
c. Ric Flair
d. Hulk Hogan
(note: if you selected "d" please see the gentleman with the tazer at the front of the room who will escort you to your car.)
7. I broke into this business by ______ (choose from the options below)
a. Going through the territory system, which technically has not existed for a long time now.
b. I was a champion in ROH.
c. I was a champion in Japan.
d. I was a champion in Mexico.
e. I won Tough Enough / NXT / a Reality TV Show on MTV
(note: if you answered 'e', please wait for the gentleman with the tazer to return from escorting the Hogan fan to his car.)
8. My #1 goal in my matches is to _______ (choose from the options below)
a. Set the wrestling record for consecutive incongruent rolls and reversals.
b. Win 10 consecutive matches using 10 different suplex / submission combos
c. Put my opponent over cleanly by blading 23 minutes into the match and then passing out in a rest hold at the 47 minute mark.
d. Get my dick sucked by Dave Meltzer
e. Make as much money as possible
(note: if you answered 'e', how did you sneak back in the building? I thought the tazer guard took you out after question #6!)
9. The greatest honor in professional wrestling is ______
a. To win the sacred and historical World Heavyweight Championship once held by such all time greats as Lou Thesz and Buddy Rodgers.
b. To break Shawn Michaels' record for PWI Match of the Year victories
c. To be "under rated" and "the victim of bad booking."
d. To be held back by Triple H because he's married to Stephanie
e. To make money, sell merchandise, and tell a great story
10. The worst thing that can happen to me is ______
a. I become popular with main streak fans
b. I become popular with fans ages 6-14
c. I work for a company that is considered "PG"
d. I become "over rated."
Please submit all forms in triplicate for consideration as "IWC Darling." Contenders will receive face to face interviews with Shawn Michaels, Chris Jericho, and CM Punk.
2. Height and Weight (note - must be between 5'10 and 6'3 and weigh no more than 255 lbs)
3. Race (choose from the following:
a. White
b. White
c. Black, but we will tell everyone I am Samoan and part White
d. Hispanic, but I will wear a mask so people can think I'm White
4. Gender (choose from the following)
a. Male
b. Male
c. Female, but with huge tits and wearing a thong
5. Finishing Move (choose from the following)
a. Submission
b. High Flying
c. High-flying submission
d. Submissive high-flying
6. Your pro-wrestling idol
a. Shawn Michaels
b. Bret Hart
c. Ric Flair
d. Hulk Hogan
(note: if you selected "d" please see the gentleman with the tazer at the front of the room who will escort you to your car.)
7. I broke into this business by ______ (choose from the options below)
a. Going through the territory system, which technically has not existed for a long time now.
b. I was a champion in ROH.
c. I was a champion in Japan.
d. I was a champion in Mexico.
e. I won Tough Enough / NXT / a Reality TV Show on MTV
(note: if you answered 'e', please wait for the gentleman with the tazer to return from escorting the Hogan fan to his car.)
8. My #1 goal in my matches is to _______ (choose from the options below)
a. Set the wrestling record for consecutive incongruent rolls and reversals.
b. Win 10 consecutive matches using 10 different suplex / submission combos
c. Put my opponent over cleanly by blading 23 minutes into the match and then passing out in a rest hold at the 47 minute mark.
d. Get my dick sucked by Dave Meltzer
e. Make as much money as possible
(note: if you answered 'e', how did you sneak back in the building? I thought the tazer guard took you out after question #6!)
9. The greatest honor in professional wrestling is ______
a. To win the sacred and historical World Heavyweight Championship once held by such all time greats as Lou Thesz and Buddy Rodgers.
b. To break Shawn Michaels' record for PWI Match of the Year victories
c. To be "under rated" and "the victim of bad booking."
d. To be held back by Triple H because he's married to Stephanie
e. To make money, sell merchandise, and tell a great story
10. The worst thing that can happen to me is ______
a. I become popular with main streak fans
b. I become popular with fans ages 6-14
c. I work for a company that is considered "PG"
d. I become "over rated."
Please submit all forms in triplicate for consideration as "IWC Darling." Contenders will receive face to face interviews with Shawn Michaels, Chris Jericho, and CM Punk.
