Jake Fan Club

[Slim Pickns]

Jake, listen the reason I tested positive is because the substances were left over from the first time. It's not my fault.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Jake, listen the reason I tested positive is because the substances were left over from the first time. It's not my fault.

Ok I forgive you. If I did a samply I'd test positive for drugs. Even though I haven't had any since 1999. That shit sure does stay in your system.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Someone put a Stormtrooper helmet on him, and I can be Shock the Goon.

K.

 

[Skullz Crack'Em]

I am a fan of Jake so I would like to join too.

 

[Slim Pickns]

Ok I forgive you. If I did a samply I'd test positive for drugs. Even though I haven't had any since 1999. That shit sure does stay in your system.

Thank you, does that mean I don't have to serve my 60 day suspension?

 

[Freedom 35]

Jake fellow Don West fan I would like to be in youre fan club

 

[justinsayne]

Ah fuck it I'll be in

that is if you'll take me Jake

 

[Melon Farmer]

Hey Jake...

What did you mean by Rated P For Peanut need not apply. ???

lol, you know I love you Jake...you just no it...ya u don't like me but I still luv-ya.

Can I be in?

 

[Lil Wes]

I'll be in as well.

 

[Egg McMuffin]

shit list eh? damn...

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Thank you, does that mean I don't have to serve my 60 day suspension?

Nah. We'll let it slide.








































This time.

































And the 2nd.











































Possibly the 3rd.







































But not the 4th.

 

[lukewittyere]

im im in the club yay

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Indeed.

 

[a7xoff]

Jake I'll be in your club. That is if you'll have me...

 

[NYSandman]

Sure. Sign me up. Stool sample will be in the mail, along with hair folicles and urine. I got Masters to pee for me.

 

[RVDgurl]

If Paul Bearer is the president, then I better be the Vice President. It's only fair.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You can be whatever you want RVDgurl.

 

[Shocky]

You don't want to be #2 RVD Gurl, if something happens, I get shot first, so I'll take the bullet for ya.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

You don't want to be #2 RVD Gurl, if something happens, I get shot first, so I'll take the bullet for ya.

He's telling the truth, & depending on how big the Jake Hate Club grows.. the last guy in line to be the President will be taken out in a week or so.

Speaking of which, Jake, where do I rank in this thing?

 

[lukewittyere]

please may i be something

 

[RVDgurl]

You don't want to be #2 RVD Gurl, if something happens, I get shot first, so I'll take the bullet for ya.

It's ok. I can handle it. We'll have bodyguards to take the bullets for us.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

He's telling the truth, & depending on how big the Jake Hate Club grows.. the last guy in line to be the President will be taken out in a week or so.

Speaking of which, Jake, where do I rank in this thing?

You Will, are my number 3 guy.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

You Will, are my number 3 guy.

So, who would be considered number 2? I get Paul being #1.. but RVDgurl is a.. well, Girl. Woman. Female. So she really doesn't count as a "guy."

 

[RVDgurl]

So, who would be considered number 2? I get Paul being #1.. but RVDgurl is a.. well, Girl. Woman. Female. So she really doesn't count as a "guy."

I'm still the Vice President, Will. But because I like you (and so does Jake), I nominate you for Treasurer.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I'm still the Vice President, Will. But because I like you (and so does Jake), I nominate you for Treasurer.

I'm no good with money though. I'm worse than a woman shopping for shoes, in a midnight maddness half off sale.. on Saturday!