Jake-Ass

[Y 2 Jake]

Doing stupid shit so you don't have to.​

Ever wanted to do something but you're too much of a pussy? Ask Jake to do it, he's stupid enough.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Take on the Soviet Union single-handed. You'll have to reform the Soviet Union first though.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Well then I already win. Because I'm still partying like it's 1999.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Vandalize a neighbour's valued possession.

 

[Lee]

Well then I already win. Because I'm still partying like it's 1999.

that confused me on so many levels

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Vandalize a neighbour's valued possession.

My neighbour's are corpses and solicitors. I'll just do some randon vandalizing.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Acceptable.

 

[Egg McMuffin]

Hmmm... something Im too scared to do? Thats a tough one... heh. No really though, streak down your high street, once a week, for two months. Ill give you ten pounds per newspaper you make it into.