I've Written An Ode To Cannibalism

[Y 2 Jake]

Alive isn't as good as I remember it. But it inspired me to write this.

If you want to stay alive
I can tell you how to survive
If hungry you start to feel
Turn your mate into a meal
I know you might think I'm being hasty
But human flesh is really tasty.

 

[Colamania]

Ooooo-kay... is it possible that Jake is more mental than usual?

That, or more drunk I suppose.

 

[klunderbunker]

I love it! Have you ever heard of Cannibal the Musical?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Terrible film.

 

[klunderbunker]

I never watched it, but the title intrigues me.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Is it odd that I enjoyed that?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Not at all. Not at all.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

It brought a tear to my eye Will. Dont be ashamed. Well done Jake...Well Done.




























Or Medium Rare whatever floats your boat