It Slices, It Dices..

[TheOneBigWill]

It cuts through cans... Oh Rly?

Just out of shear curiousity, why does anyone need a knife that can cut through cans and lead pipes?

 

[Eternal Dragon]

That knife infomercial is coming on? IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES!!! Has it gotten to the part where they fillet the tomato?

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[Joaquim Akaem]

I prefer the one where they throw pens into a dartboard.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I've always been a fan of the "scrubbing bubbles" ad.. I bought that thing before, got fucking water ALL over the bathroom floor.

The ad said it scrubbed like the work of 3 maids. I've never known maids to piss all over the bathroom floor when they were done halfassing my shower.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

My favorite was that rotisserie informerical, but it stopped coming on.

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[TheOneBigWill]

That reminds me of the George Foreman grill or something like that. I just remember the stupid look he gave, followed by the classic line.. "It can cook a WHOLE chicken!"

 

[HBK-aholic]

It's for when you cheat on your wife/girlfriend. She can cut your penis off in one easy movement.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

[youtube]lsY6eaKsFW4[/youtube]

Friggen awesome.

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[Eternal Dragon]

It's for when you cheat on your wife/girlfriend. She can cut your penis off in one easy movement.

I find it funny that you posted this right before I posted that video.

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[Dark Blaze]

It's for when you cheat on your wife/girlfriend. She can cut your penis off in one easy movement.

Note to self: DONT buy that knife.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

thats not cool. injuring penises is totally out of line, regardless of crime LOL.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Yeah. Besides, it's not like it's the penis's fault that the guy was an idiot.

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[TheOneBigWill]

It's for when you cheat on your wife/girlfriend. She can cut your penis off in one easy movement.

Can anyone else see the irony in this post?

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Yeah. Besides, it's not like it's the penis's fault that the guy was an idiot.

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Well.. technically......

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Yeah. Besides, it's not like it's the penis's fault that the guy was an idiot.

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Exactly. dont be mean to that innocent penis dammit. It knows no better.

 

[HBK-aholic]

 

[Mighty NorCal]

and besides...so what??? He doesnt like you anymore, and he is a peice of shit. get over it, move on. easiest break up ever really lol

 

[Dark Blaze]

Well I wouldn't really use innocent to describe it eh.

But yea, don't hurt the penis, u ebil ebil person.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Can anyone else see the irony in this post?

Oh. OHHHH!



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