Is this a good way to console a friend?

[Luther_Hull]

So, its one day before Valentine's Day and my mate gets dumped.

Luther's mate: My girlfriend just broke up with me.

Luther: Meh, she was a fucking trout anyway.

*Awkward laugh*

 

[klunderbunker]

yes and no. Depends on how much he cares for her.

 

[Shadowmancer]

I would have said that he got shafted and then I would have wandered off

 

[Fizzy]

That's the way to do it.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Absolutely. It makes your friend feel like it was no big loss. If you can confirm he wore a rubber with her, tell him you heard a rumor that she has VD. Then, start said rumor.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

*insert long and ignored Will post on love and drama*

 

[Bernkastel]

Absolutely. It makes your friend feel like it was no big loss. If you can confirm he wore a rubber with her, tell him you heard a rumor that she has VD. Then, start said rumor.

or a large, gaping vagina

 

[Tastycles]

or a large, gaping vagina

That's good, but you missed "that reeks of fish".

 

[Monkey_Mania]

How about a hairy bush where Tarzan swings from hair to hair?

 

[Bernkastel]

[QUOTE="Rowdy" Monkey Piper;846658]How about a hairy bush where Tarzan swings from hair to hair?[/QUOTE]

Or whatever she calls the crabs