Is there anything you would change about any WWE superstar?

[Remix]

In Newcastle but nowhere else. But hey, a reaction in one city is still a big increase on the number of places that give a rat's arse about him at the moment.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

The North remembers... kinda. And Sally.

A beard is what's in order here.

 

[IHW]

A lot of beard talk, yet not Theo.

 

[Coco]

I would make CM Punk's insults towards Johnny Ace even more childish to help him reach that John Cena spot.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

I'd give him the gimmick Who Mackemtyre where no one backstage knows who he is and he supports Sunderland. Instant heel heat.

And a beard

 

[Lee]

In Newcastle but nowhere else. But hey, a reaction in one city is still a big increase on the number of places that give a rat's arse about him at the moment.

No one likes Sunderland.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Id change everything with Alberto Del Rio, except his music. I fucking love his entrance music...........

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Id change everything with Alberto Del Rio, except his music. I fucking love his entrance music...........

I agree. But they need to start with his tights. They need to go up higher because they haven't quite reached his armpits yet.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

I agree. But they need to start with his tights. They need to go up higher because they haven't quite reached his armpits yet.

I never realised his tights were high in the first place. I don't tend to stare at the wrestlers crotch region.

 

[IHW]

I never realised his tights were high in the first place. I don't tend to stare at the wrestlers crotch region.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

That wasn't supposed to be as serious as it looks there, you can blame my college exams for my lack of attention to detail.