Nate DaMac
Fuck erbody but me
Now I've been kicking this idea around for a while, basically just seeing if I could actually articulate some kind of response without sounding like an idiot. Well I have finally decided to take a shot a disputing a lot of these claims that Chris Cash has made in his article. Idiot or not. I'm not really going to pick apart his top 5 as I agree with the majority except for one glaring flaw(Did he REALLY just rank Ted Dibiase over the guy who just won the Royal Rumble?) but rather I will address the Superstars he so casually wrote off.
Alright, let's hear it.
Of course this is where we start. I've grown quite tiresome of the ridiculous amount of scrutiny towards Miz's title reign. People seem so up in arms that he doesn't have any successful clean title matches. It's almost as if everyone forgot how these cocky heels operate. Look at some of the all time greatest heels, really look at them. If they weren't powerhouse "Monster Heels," they general used underhanded tactics to retain their titles. (See Flair, Ric.) I just don't see where this unyielding stubborness to book The Miz as a strong champion comes from. How often did Edge, Randy Orton, or Triple H actually retain their titles cleanly during their heel runs?
But I digress. This was just a common complaint I would see around the Forums. However, Chris's complaint seems even more absurd to me. The only thing he really used as a tool to detract from The Miz was that his "girlfriend" thinks she could beat The Miz in a streetfight. Now I don't mean to offend, but if your girlfriend thinks she can beat a Professional Wrestler in a fight, odds are she's either
A. Trained in the field.
B. A beast of a human being.
or C. Fucking nuts.
Now sure The Miz isn't the biggest guy out there, but the field he works in requires him to have a significant amount of physical toughness. I'd like to think any Professional Wrestler could beat up the girlfriend of a man who spends a significant amount of his time managing a website. Maybe it's just me though.
Two words: Jeff Hardy. It was only a couple of years ago that Jeff Hardy was at the top of the mountain in the WWE. It's not as if he were going to wow anyone with his promos, but he had the willingness to do absolutely insane shit to his body to get over. Now doesn't that sound a lot like John Morrison? Hell, I like Morrison's move set a lot more than Hardy's. His strikes are much more believable with his hands and especially his feet. He'll also do just about any of the crazy shit Jeff did in his heyday himself. Maybe Jeff had a little bit of a character, but it never really came from him as much as it did from the announcing crew. The kid's eat it up whenever Morrison comes out, and that's really what it's all about now.
Of course it's probably more applicable to compare Jeff Hardy to Charlie Sheen these days as opposed to JoMo, but my point remains the same.
No, I don't really think it was. Now I'm not really one to complain about the WWE storylines like everyone else seems to, but is anyone getting the creative shaft that DB is these days? He's in the midst of a feud with the 3 Divas that absolutely no one gives a shit about. I don't think this is a sign of his potential in the WWE by any means, as he is capable of a lot more than this. By the way, I'm no ROH mark. Never watched a single bit of their programming to be honest. But in the short time he's been in the WWE, I've seen a lot of potential from him. Certainly more than Dibiase(Again, what the fuck?)
This one I might be willing to give you. Although his promo with his back turned was actually pretty good and they're actually leaving me intrigued with where this story may go, I refuse to take him seriously until they put so god damn knee pads on him.
Now you may be absolutely right on this, but wouldn't you say it's a bit premature? I see you added the "Wildcard" label to it. It seems as if you're trying to cover your ass from getting burned if he does happen to make a big splash in the WWE. I can't say that I've seen enough out of him to go either way with it, but I am not going to label him a bust this early. He certainly has the look to make it. Only time will tell if anything comes of his debut.
Well there's my 2 cents. Feel free to debate me on any point you see here, as I'm sure Chris isn't going to grace us with his presence. I just really felt like putting this together.
Before I reveal the five superstars I "do" believe will be around for the long haul, let me acknowledge those that will NOT be on the list.
Alright, let's hear it.
The Miz - Let me get this one over with right out of the gate. I am not proclaiming in any way, shape or form that the Miz will or should be fired anytime soon. In fact, I think the Miz will be a WWE superstar for a long time to come. But not at the position Vince and company are trying to push him at currently. He's an improved worker in the ring. He is entertaining and believable on the mic. He is easy to hate. But he's NOT a talent worthy of Heavyweight Championship status. True champions should be "larger than life" and the Miz simply isn't that. It's not because of his size as I don't think that's a required factor, but if my girlfriend thinks she could take the Miz in a streetfight, then he's doing something wrong. Perception is reality and this writer doesn't perceive the Miz as a legit draw at the top of any wrestling company, much less the WWE.
Of course this is where we start. I've grown quite tiresome of the ridiculous amount of scrutiny towards Miz's title reign. People seem so up in arms that he doesn't have any successful clean title matches. It's almost as if everyone forgot how these cocky heels operate. Look at some of the all time greatest heels, really look at them. If they weren't powerhouse "Monster Heels," they general used underhanded tactics to retain their titles. (See Flair, Ric.) I just don't see where this unyielding stubborness to book The Miz as a strong champion comes from. How often did Edge, Randy Orton, or Triple H actually retain their titles cleanly during their heel runs?
But I digress. This was just a common complaint I would see around the Forums. However, Chris's complaint seems even more absurd to me. The only thing he really used as a tool to detract from The Miz was that his "girlfriend" thinks she could beat The Miz in a streetfight. Now I don't mean to offend, but if your girlfriend thinks she can beat a Professional Wrestler in a fight, odds are she's either
A. Trained in the field.
B. A beast of a human being.
or C. Fucking nuts.
Now sure The Miz isn't the biggest guy out there, but the field he works in requires him to have a significant amount of physical toughness. I'd like to think any Professional Wrestler could beat up the girlfriend of a man who spends a significant amount of his time managing a website. Maybe it's just me though.
John Morrison - His tricks are creative, innovative and definitely fun to watch, but the mid-card is where Morrison will (and should) stay. Character can't be taught and when you're on top of every tv show and pay per view, the lack of character is almost impossible to hide.
Two words: Jeff Hardy. It was only a couple of years ago that Jeff Hardy was at the top of the mountain in the WWE. It's not as if he were going to wow anyone with his promos, but he had the willingness to do absolutely insane shit to his body to get over. Now doesn't that sound a lot like John Morrison? Hell, I like Morrison's move set a lot more than Hardy's. His strikes are much more believable with his hands and especially his feet. He'll also do just about any of the crazy shit Jeff did in his heyday himself. Maybe Jeff had a little bit of a character, but it never really came from him as much as it did from the announcing crew. The kid's eat it up whenever Morrison comes out, and that's really what it's all about now.
Of course it's probably more applicable to compare Jeff Hardy to Charlie Sheen these days as opposed to JoMo, but my point remains the same.
Daniel Bryan - He's a star in ROH. Enough said.
No, I don't really think it was. Now I'm not really one to complain about the WWE storylines like everyone else seems to, but is anyone getting the creative shaft that DB is these days? He's in the midst of a feud with the 3 Divas that absolutely no one gives a shit about. I don't think this is a sign of his potential in the WWE by any means, as he is capable of a lot more than this. By the way, I'm no ROH mark. Never watched a single bit of their programming to be honest. But in the short time he's been in the WWE, I've seen a lot of potential from him. Certainly more than Dibiase(Again, what the fuck?)
Cody Rhodes - Maybe Rey Mysterio hand-picked him for a match at WrestleMania, but the fans certainly did not.
This one I might be willing to give you. Although his promo with his back turned was actually pretty good and they're actually leaving me intrigued with where this story may go, I refuse to take him seriously until they put so god damn knee pads on him.
Mason Ryan (Wildcard) - All signs point to him being a future top star due to his overwhelming resemblance to former WWE star, Batista. But looks are where the similarities end. I'm sorry to disappoint those of you who miss "The Animal" and hoped that this could be a second coming. It's not.
Now you may be absolutely right on this, but wouldn't you say it's a bit premature? I see you added the "Wildcard" label to it. It seems as if you're trying to cover your ass from getting burned if he does happen to make a big splash in the WWE. I can't say that I've seen enough out of him to go either way with it, but I am not going to label him a bust this early. He certainly has the look to make it. Only time will tell if anything comes of his debut.
Well there's my 2 cents. Feel free to debate me on any point you see here, as I'm sure Chris isn't going to grace us with his presence. I just really felt like putting this together.