IMPACT Wrestling LD for 6/14/16 — Post-Slammiversary

[klunderbunker]

Oh hey it's on. And I love the LIVE graphic in the corner to show they're lying.

 

[Starkist]

Wow. Here we fn go.

 

[klunderbunker]

And never mind.

 

[Starkist]

And a commercial

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

 

[Starkist]

That was a tease.

 

[klunderbunker]

Did the creditors take tonight's show as collateral?

 

[Starkist]

I was actually looking forward to this episode. It's been a very fast episode.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

lol

 

[Starkist]

Did the creditors take tonight's show as collateral?

Lol too funny KB.

 

[Starkist]

And the winner is.........fastest match ever. .0034 seconds.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

This is absurd

 

[klunderbunker]

So the match ran about two minutes as Jeff was coming to the ring at 9:18 and OH COME ON!

 

[Starkist]

Ummmm.......so where is Hardy?

There goes Lashley.

 

[klunderbunker]

"Anything can happen on live TV."

You couldn't script this stuff.

 

[Starkist]

Yes, this is not live TV.


Okay. Okay. Okay. Now it is going in slow mo. Seriously. See ri ouuuu sslllyyyyyy

 

[It's Damn Real!]

I quit

 

[klunderbunker]

This is like the sloth scene in Zootopia.

 

[Starkist]

Are we all on acid or something? The hell is going on.

 

[Starkist]

I quit

Bram doesn't quit.

 

[klunderbunker]

You would think they would be able to throw up a "TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES" graphic.

 

[Starkist]

That would cost money to do so. So short answer. Nope.

 

[MrHashasheen]

The speed on this episode is going weird.

 

[MrHashasheen]

Thick ego skull...?

You're a goddamn thespian, Jeff.

 

[Starkist]

Bitchen.