IMPACT Wrestling LD for 04.05.12 Features The Return of the Motorcity Machine Guns!

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

Joseph Park!!!!

 

[The Talon]

Damnit, damnit, damint. I'm an hour late, what've I missed so far?

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

Yes Storm vs AJ tonight AWESOME

 

[klunderbunker]

Winter's music is awesome, as is her skin.

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

Winter is so beautiful

 

[klunderbunker]

Has Tessmacher fallen into a black hole somewhere?

 

[The Talon]

Is it just me, or do all the theme songs for the Knockouts suck?

 

[D-Man]

I just can't decide who has the most epic tits out of the Knockouts; Madison Rayne, Angelina Love or Velvet Sky. It's like choosing between my children... or my favorite porn star.

 

[D-Man]

Is it just me, or do all the theme songs for the Knockouts suck?

Actually, I'm a fan of Angelina Love's and I think Madison's fits her perfectly.

 

[klunderbunker]

I just can't decide who has the most epic tits out of the Knockouts; Madison Rayne, Angelina Love or Velvet Sky. It's like choosing between my children... or my favorite porn star.

Velvet, but Madison looks best in a swimsuit somehow.

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

Winter's is also pretty good I think

 

[D-Man]

Velvet, but Madison looks best in a swimsuit somehow.

I don't know, man... I'm really leaving towards Madison's. Why? Because she is so tiny and LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE THINGS!!

 

[The Talon]

What the hell is Taz talking about?

 

[klunderbunker]

I don't know, man... I'm really leaving towards Madison's. Why? Because she is so tiny and LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE THINGS!!

They had a car wash segment a few months back and she blew my mind.

 

[D-Man]

They had a car wash segment a few months back and she blew my mind.

Yes. It was the greatest thing TNA ever produced besides the X-Division circa 2007.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

For an old gal, Victoria's ain't bad.

 

[The Talon]

I'm loving this match-up so far though. You'd never see this type of women's wrestling action in WWE, that's for sure.

 

[D-Man]

The only suitable word I can express while watching this is DUUUURRRRRRRHHHHHHYYYYY.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Who is better in the ring: Velvet or Kelly Kelly?

 

[The Talon]

Goddamn, this is awesome.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Who didn't see that happening?

 

[The Talon]

Who is better in the ring: Velvet or Kelly Kelly?

Is this an actual question? Velvet Sky by a country mile.

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

Good match

 

[D-Man]

Who is better in the ring: Velvet or Kelly Kelly?

That's like choosing the smartest kid with Downs Syndrome.

 

[The Talon]

Bobby Roode is looking Randy Orton-levels of orange tonight.