I'm Sitting On My Sofa In My Pyjamas and Feeling Very Greasy

[Uncle Sam]

I can't be the only one. Bonus points if you're watching Scrubs: Med School and/or just googled how to spell "greasy."

As if that weren't enough, I'm wearing my Sonic pyjamas. They're much better than the Family Guy ones I have, which I should like to return as an unwanted gift.

What pyjamas are you wearing, and how greasy do you feel? I feel a bit like a wax crayon.

Edit: Wax crayons aren't greasy, I'm aware, but it's a similar texture.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Doing laundry, and haven't showered. Yet. Greasy time is in full swing.

 

[Uncle Sam]

These are the Sonic pyjama bottoms I'm wearing:

The ones on the right.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'll give you rep if you tell me how greasy you are. Just ask Nick.

 

[Daniel]

Although I don't own pyjamas, I am sat at home, feeling greasy, and watching Money In The Bank 2011 (£5.99 from Silvervision).

I'm not overly greasy, though. Kind of like how I imagine a penguin might feel when you touch it.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

He ain't lyin'.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Although I don't own pyjamas, I am sat at home, feeling greasy, and watching Money In The Bank 2011 (£5.99 from Silvervision).

You know just which buttons to push.

I'm not overly greasy, though. Kind of like how I imagine a penguin might feel when you touch it.

Furry and a touch damp?

 

[Gelgarin]

I've basically been awake but in bed for the past sixteen hours, and I recently encountered somebody being wrong on the internet. I'm not going to lie to you; I'm not all that greasy, but I'm probably about as close to that state as I'm likely to get unless somebody swings by here and covers me in grease.

 

[Daniel]

Are penguins furry? I thought they were more rubbery. Like a seal.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Are penguins furry? I thought they were more rubbery. Like a seal.

I dunno - they have something. It's gotta be fur or feathers or something. They're birds.

 

[Daniel]

I dunno - they have something. It's gotta be fur or feathers or something. They're birds.

Smooth as you like.

 

[justinsayne]

Pretty greasy, haven't been able to take a proper shower since Mon. morning. (combination of broken shower head & pure laziness)

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

In my pyjamas, in bed, watching Old Dogs.





Life is bliss.

 

[Lee]

Smooth as you like.

Pingu's not real.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Pingu's not real.

His love of dubstep, however, is.

 

[Lee]

What would a convo be like between Pingu's Dad and Charlie Brown's teacher?

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

These are the Sonic pyjama bottoms I'm wearing:

The ones on the right.

Know what's weird, I'm wearing the one's on the left.

 

[Miko]

You know when you put your elbow on the table (I am not eating, so its okay) and then rest your head on your hand of that arm? I did that and my head slipped right off my hand and almost smashed into the desk, not ten minutes ago. So, pretty darn greasy

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

for the record my south park pajama pants are much better then any other pajama pants not really feeling all that greasy but my hairs a bit greasy as i didnt shower today does that count?

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Shower yet?

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Shower yet?

indeed i have nothing better then a cold shower on a muggy night

 

[Uncle Sam]

I had a shower last night which really fucked up my shower pattern, seeing as I consequently didn't feel the need to shower this morning. I'll either have to shower twice in one day, or go a day without showering. Quite the conundrum.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

I had a shower last night which really fucked up my shower pattern, seeing as I consequently didn't feel the need to shower this morning. I'll either have to shower twice in one day, or go a day without showering. Quite the conundrum.

The internet can't smell you. You have that going for you.