If you needed bodyguards, name 5 you'd hire

[Disasterpiece]

This one is easy for me . .


1. Chuck Norris - no explanation needed here


2. Jack Bauer from 24 - the guy is just a BAMF!!


3. Wolverine - nothing beats having the greatest superhero in the universe watching your back.


4. Triple H - he is so huge and intimidating.


5. Anderson Silva - he is the best pound for pound fighter and mixed martial artist in the world today

 

[The Doctor]

Questions stolen from Facebook ftw.

1. Samuel L. Jackson - He's Samuel L. Jackson, come on.
2. Billy Gunn - No one wants to fuck with an ass man.
3. The Elite Beat Agents - They dance and stuff.
4. Leonidas - He'd Spartakick people.
5. A Big Sentient Boulder That Crushes Stuff

 

[kingdirrtysouth1]

1. Samuel L. Jackson-Not would he be a bad ass bodyguard, he would be a trip to hangout with. He would kick ass and cuss while doing it!

I'm tired of the MUTHAFUCKIN fans puttin' their hands on my MUTHAFUCKIN boss!

2. The Terminator-You can't kill him. He always comes back.

3. Bruce Lee-He could so take Chuck Norris

4. RAMPAGE- see #1!

5. Gina Carano-For selfish reasons.

 

[SavageTaker]

NorCal, IC, and X. That's all I would need.

 

[Coco]

-Superman
-Anton Chigurh
-Donkey Kong
-The T-800
-Clint Eastwood

First Alternate: Genie from Aladdin

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Ezekiel Jackson.

The man is gigantic and intimidating as hell. That's all I would need.

 

[Mr. TM]

Wouldn't need one. I already have... The Trinity.

 

[Dexter]

Bruce Banner - You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
Bruce Wayne - Because he's motherfucking Batman.
Tony Stark - Besides being Iron Man, you know he's got the hook-ups.
Ratchet and Clank - Ever play those games? Ever see the arsenal they have at their disposal? Badass.

 

[Miko]

1. Alan Quartermaine
2. Crocodile Dundee
3. Ron Jeremy
4. Gandalf
5. That fucker from Doc's sig looks pretty intimidating, so I'll have Jason Sensation

 

[KANE-A-KNIGHT]

Syler from heroes because he can cut a man in half with one movement of his finger.
Kane because would you attack a man with Kane stood behind him.
Mickey from Snatch because he can knock any man out with one punch.
Kim Jong Il because he has wepons of mass destuction.
Yoda because he's yoda.

No one is gonna fuck with me.

 

[TLC]

Awesome Kong- She's huge no one will want to mess with her.

Batman - Because he's Batman and is really cool plus he'll kick your ass

Jackie Chan - he'd be able to kick the shit out of anyone

Darth Vader - He'd choke you to death or slice you open with his light saber

Peter Petrelli from Heroes - He'll have all the powers and just be an unstoppable force.

 

[J-Dogg]

Samuel L. Jackson- He's a bad muthafucka and would kick ass and swear at the same time.

Chuck Norris- Because he is Chuck Norris.

John Cena- Because he is my favourite wrestler and would use his Doctor of Thuganomics skills to give anyone a beatdown.

Tony Starks- He has guns and firepower and his weapons would own.

Triple H- He's The Game and his intimidating and whoop ass.

 

[Miko]

Fuck that if we are having Heroes characters here then I want Noah Bennet.

 

[KANE-A-KNIGHT]

What would noah do adopt the attacker?
In all serious Noah is pretty cool but he's not syler.

 

[Milkyway!]

NorCal, IC, and X. That's all I would need.

X is a pacifist, hes not going to protect you.

1. Urijah Faber

2. Brock Lesnar

3. Fedor

4. Triple H

5. Rocky Marciano

 

[HEEL Blazy]

Chuck Norris = 5 body guards

so just Chuck Norris.