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if you had to walk into a bar......

HitmanFan4ever

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with 5 of the toughest wrestlers knowing a scrap was about to go down who would you take? i personally would take harley race, paul orndorff, haku, bad news brown and the british bulldog. so who you got?
 
Brock Lesnar, Big Show, CM Punk (hey, that martial arts training would help), Steve Austin (hunting expert, probably could have a gun on him) and Vader
 
Crash Holly, Spike Dudley, Colin Delaney, Funaki and Zack Ryder. Once we begin the fight, all but Ryder would escape as we leave him trailing behind us to get his ass beat for crimes against entertainment.
 
Such newbies.

Haku, Harley Race, Danny Hodge, Bruno and The Iron Sheik.

Follow that act.
 
Maryse, Kelly Kelly, Maria, Mickie James and Gail Kim.

I'd rather go to the bar with five hot women, but that's just me.
 
Undertaker, Chris Benoit, CM Punk, Big Show, and Roddy Piper or William Regal.



Damn the motherfuckers wouldn't be able to fuck with me.
 
These responses have been pretty poor..If I'm looking to watch some ass be kicked I'm going with....

Lesnar, Rock, Austin, Goldberg, and HHH. You may not like them but they would raise some hell. And they're all mobile unlike Big Show.
 
Kane. His name is Kane. Why not call JBL, John Layfield, or Steve Austin, Steve Williams while you're at it?

Uh... JBL is just an abbreviation of his name, and Steve Austin's name is Steve Austin. Steve Williams isn't his name anymore.

I'd personally take Regal, Bob Holly, Finlay, Lesnar and Hornswoggle, just so Hornswoggle could get destroyed, hopefully.
 
Uh... JBL is just an abbreviation of his name, and Steve Austin's name is Steve Austin. Steve Williams isn't his name anymore.

So at the start of Stone Cold's latest DVD when he says his name is Steve Williams and the narrator says his name is Steve Williams, they are lying? And you know what his actual name is? Even though everybody knows his professional name is Steve Austin and his actual name is Steve Williams, but you have cracked the code.

Holy shit, you must work for the CIA or some shit! What the hell you doing on the site, you ought to be on 4Chan or some shit. Holy hell dude.

By the way, when you detect sarcasm, you'll officially have at least one brain cell. Oh, and the abbreviation or acronym for John Layfield's actual name is JCL, his middle name is Charles, Bradshaw is this thing called a ring name. Bet you think Goldust is actually Dustin Rhodes' name, lulz.
 
Ha! Hahahaha!

Dragon Saga is shaking with rage now.


He'll probably fornicate with that DVD and break it into pieces.
 
Actually, he was born Steve Anderson. Then changed to Williams and in 2007, to Austin.

Williams was his mom's second husband's name. But his name was recognised as Steve Williams, not just by the DVD but most autobiographies you read they'll refer to him as Williams, changed to Steve Austin for business reasons as he felt It'd better his acting career. I think I have the edition of PWI where they did an article on it.

Ha! Hahahaha!

Dragon Saga is shaking with rage now.


He'll probably fornicate with that DVD and break it into pieces.

No. Just no.
 
Then what's wrong with calling Kane Glenn Jacobs? ;)

He refers to himself as Kane professionally; at least I think he does, technically WWE could have promoted him as Kane for See No Evil, not like Kane has appeared in a film yet. But when you're not talking about the wrestler, I would refer to him as Glenn Jacobs, that is his real name, if you see a picture of him in a normal day situation, that to me is Glenn Jacobs and not Kane the wrestler.
 
My picks would be Taker, Andre the Giant, Meng/Haku, Rick Rude, and Roddy Piper. Without a doubt.
 

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