If you could kick any person in the nutz who would it be...

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Isn't he gay? Can you be a homophobic homosexual?

He is? well then scratch the homophobic part.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

For those that'd kick Justin Bieber square in the crotch, I'm giving you a mulligan. That's doing a favor for the kid and will be singing for most of teenage life. We need to do everything we can to get that girl back in the kitchen.

Kevin Rudd gets my vote and it's not for the upcoming election, though it's for something very similar.

 

[Lee]

rooney

 

[LamaNamaneumi]

Tom Green just to see if I got good aim.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I change mine to Mr.Angel. He seems like a bellend.

A what?

 

[X]

I'll see your ICP and Perez Dopest and I'll raise you a Perez Hilton. The dude is a homophobic racist.

I'd post a picture of someone facepalming, but it wouldn't properly express just how incredibly stupid and incorrect of a statement that was.

Perez Hilton is the most flamboyantly gay, liberal Hollywood elite motherfucker alive. You literally just described the mathematical opposite of what he is.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

For those that'd kick Justin Bieber square in the crotch, I'm giving you a mulligan. That's doing a favor for the kid and will be singing for most of teenage life. We need to do everything we can to get that girl back in the kitchen.

I would probably need a second shot; I think (on voice alone) boy's balls have to be damn near microscopic. And if that doesn't work, we'll just throw an apron on him.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Glenn Davis. Oh he has em alright.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

I'd post a picture of someone facepalming, but it wouldn't properly express just how incredibly stupid and incorrect of a statement that was.

Perez Hilton is the most flamboyantly gay, liberal Hollywood elite motherfucker alive. You literally just described the mathematical opposite of what he is.

Fine if it makes you feel any better I'll take the Perez Hilton statement and replace it with a Glen Beck statement.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Ann Coulter. Not exactly sure what she has down there, probably a vag, but who knows.

 

[CH David]

Fine if it makes you feel any better I'll take the Perez Hilton statement and replace it with a Glen Beck statement.

How about instead of taking back the Perez Hilton comment, you fix it and say that you would kick that fucking douche bag right in the testicles because he is such an annoying piece of shit.

 

[J-Dogg]

Kevin Rudd, Pope Benedict i'd kick in the nuts.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Why would you kick the pope in the nuts?

 

[J-Dogg]

Why would you kick the pope in the nuts?

Because i just don't like him, then again im not a religious person.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

What's not to like? He has the greatest hat eva!

 

[J-Dogg]

What's not to like? He has the greatest hat eva!

Fuck the pope's hat.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Blasphamy!!!!!

 

[CH David]

He is like the Catholic superhero. He has the cape and the Pope-mobile.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

And the hat.

 

[CH David]

Yeah, but the Pope-mobile sells it for me.

Oh, and I'd kick this one kid in my class in the nuts. He is a huge egotistical fucktard who thinks the world revolves around him. He can't respect any process, and name drops like crazy. He doesn't deserve to reproduce.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

But the hat is where the power comes from.

 

[CH David]

Fiiiiiine.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

You know you want to be able to pull that hat off.

 

[CH David]

It would be cool, but I can't pull it off. I need to stick with baseball caps.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

That's what I mean, you wish you could pull it off, I know I wish I could walk around wearing it and get people to love me(or kick me in the nuts)