Only problem is Miz just doesnt look like a guy who can beat up anyone. Hes no bad ass at all
Headman said:
It's fine that he's showing a sadistic side, but I can't imagine ever taking him seriously as a "Bad ass" as you put it.
There's another guy out there that was featured in a movie, someone completely unassuming dorky looking, and by the end of the movie, he became a cult classic hero. That man's name was Tyler Durden, and yes, I'm equating The Miz to Tyler Durden.
He's done this before. Just before WM27.
"Hello Rock. We haven't been properly introduced. I'm The Miz, the WWE Champion and STAR of Wrestlemania. YOU, on the other hand, are only the host of Wrestlemania, so you should know your role, and be the best Ryan Seacrest that you can be. If you have the guts to show up to Raw, or Wrestlemania, let me tell you exactly what will happen. I will take your little eyebrow, your 45 catchphrases, your sunglasses, your father, your grandfather, roll them up into a ball, flip it sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass! Because I'm The Miz! And I'm! AWESOME!"
When I watched that the part I quoted above, I thought of
THIS. The Tyler Durden "You're not your khakis" segment. Because this promo reminded me of that, I've liked The Miz, a lot, ever since.
Last night they did something similar to that promo, where the camera got in his face again, it wasn't as good as the first time, but it reminded me of the original, and it even had the shaking camera effect, which was new and a good improvement, although looking at it a second time I think was an accident. lol
I keep waiting for The Miz to address the current WWE champion and say something like "You're not your 500 body piercings, you're not your tattoos, you're not your icecream bar, you're not the best in the world. You are a stepping stone on my way to greatness, because I'm The Miz! And I'm! AWESOME!"
The next thing I'd like to see from The Miz, or rather done to The Miz is to see the everloving crap beat out of him, ala Stone Cold vs Bret Hart at Wrestlemania. Except I want to see him beaten to a pulp, and keep coming, taunting his attacker until he either creeps his attacker out and he leaves, or until he's beaten unconscious. If he does that, and proves to the fans that he's as tough as nails and doesn't care about what happens to him, then I think he'll be legitimately over with a huge majority of the fans.
Remember
THIS scene?
Picture this:
HHH is on a rampage like he was back when he fired Miz & R-Truth. He meets The Miz backstage and beats the crap out of him. Miz doesn't even fight back, and Cole points that out in commentary. Some of the heels show up but Miz waves them back and says this is his fight. HHH says The Miz has undermined his authority as COO, he's ambushed him time and again, he's embarrassed him in front of Stephanie, and Vince, and to give him one good reason he shouldn't end his career right here and now.
The Miz: Aw, come'on Trips, I'm just trying to show you I deserve a title shot!
HHH: Title Shot!? Are you stupid!? I'll never allow you to get a title shot! Do you get me!?
HHH beats on Miz some more, and The Miz says he's just not getting it until he's taken a much greater beating by HHH. By now, most of the heels are watching.
The Miz: OK, OK! I get it!
HHH stops.
The Miz: Wait, I lost it.
HHH beats on Miz some more, and Miz just laughs at him, telling him he'd make a great champion. He'd be the most must see champion of all time. Finally he appears to be rendered unconscious. HHH turns to see the rest of the heels looking scared of him. HHH starts to walk off when The Miz tackles him to the ground, and Miz stands over him looking like crap and laughing hysterically.
The Miz: You can't beat me! Don't you get it!? I'll take everything you've got, and still keep coming. I'm the most must-see superstar of all time! Because I'm The Miz! And I'm! AWESOME!
As he says "awesome" he gets his nose practically touching HHH's and HHH finally shoves him off and stands up, completely disgusted, gagging, and says.
HHH: Alright. You can have your title shot.
And he then walks off.
THIS would also be another good segment to turn into a wrestling promo.
Picture This:
A dark boiler room scene. You can hear some scuffling, and someone says "Hit the switch" and on come the lights.
The Miz, Christian, Ziggler, Swagger, & Cody have Lauriniatis bound and gagged in a chair (camera angles in the movie wouldn't be reasonable on WWE TV) The Miz takes a sack off Lauriniatis' head and says:
The Miz: Look, the people you are holding back are the people you depend on to give you a good show week in week out. We entertain the sheeple on the mic, in the ring, and in any other lame way you want us to. We ARE the conspiracy, and we like you, as long as you continue to do what we want. Do not mess with us.
Lauriniatis nods, looking frightened but compliant. The Miz says good. Someone puts the bag over his head again and someone else turns of the lights to end the scene.
Bottom line is, The Miz might not be your picture of a badass, but that doesn't mean he can't be one.