I would really like to get out of here, any help?

[HEEL Blazy]

You know the kind of guy who does nothing but bad things and then wonders why his life sucks? Well, that was me. Every time something good happened to me, something bad was always waiting round the corner: karma. That's when I realized that I had to change, so I made a list of everything bad I've ever done and one by one I'm gonna make up for all my mistakes. I'm just trying to be a better person. My name is $hake-Zula.


My List

1. Made fun of MJ after his death

2. Posted porn on WZ because no one would post or send me pics of Hayley Williams boobs

3. Made stupid videos and forced WZ to watch them all

4. Made this horrible thread.

 

[klunderbunker]

Why did I put you in here again?

 

[HEEL Blazy]

I posted stupid porn, like something people said wasn't really that bad. I've came to learn how dumb it was and have became some what a good person, I mean hell I'm a mod at one forum I'm on in the wrestling section and in the General Discussion section. I know that's a pretty bad thing to have done and I'm likely not going to get out of here but I'd like the chance to at least be out of here.

 

[klunderbunker]

Have you bought my books?

 

[Bernkastel]

Were you the one that compared Michael Jackson to Hitler in his RIP thread?

 

[HEEL Blazy]

Have you bought my books?

I didn't know about any books, I'm not sure if you're even being for real right now but I'll play along because I'm a good champ like that. I know the chances of me ever being outside these walls are one and a billion maybe way more then that. But you have to see I've tried to get stuff going here, and honestly some of the threads I've posted would have likely did way better outside this section here and in the section it would have been in if I could post it there. I mean look at my O Brother, Where Art Thou thread I made it had pretty good post for a prison thread, and I'm almost sure my Smokey and the Bandit one would get some great stuff going as well, and my country music thread did pretty decent also to be here and that could really go good in the music section on the forum if one doesn't already exist there. What I did to get in here as at least 3 years ago and I've changed since then, yeah I still got my easy going care free attitude where I joke around a lot, but I can be serious also and have fun with people. KB all I ask for is a chance and you could easily give me that chance.

Were you the one that compared Michael Jackson to Hitler in his RIP thread?

I'm almost sure it wasn't me, all I remember saying is I really didn't care that he was dead but even that was out of line and wrong to say. I remember someone else felt the same about it, probably was them.

 

[klunderbunker]

Yeah I've written four. They're listed on the main page at the moment.

 

[HEEL Blazy]

Well if I had some money I would look into buying one or two if the subject was something I'd like to read, do you mean on the main page of the forum or the main page as in the one with all the news?

 

[klunderbunker]

http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/276...oks-available-for-kindle-on-sale-this-weekend

 

[HEEL Blazy]

Let's see if I had money I'd totally get the History of Starrcade one, I mean yeah 4 bucks isn't much but it is when you're broke like me lol.

 

[klunderbunker]

Hmm. Shame then. Enjoy prison.

 

[HEEL Blazy]

I don't even have a Kindle anyway so the book would do me no good, but I guess if I got to stay here then fair enough.

 

[klunderbunker]

There are apps you can get for free where you can read them anywhere.

 

[HEEL Blazy]

So is my only hope of getting out of here really buying one of your books, or do I end up buying one and still stay stuck in here. Like I know I did something stupid, but it was in 2010 and this is 2013 it's time to let go on the past and let people who didn't do that bad of a thing out of here, I mean come on the pic I posted wasn't even that bad and I was really put here for failing at posting porn.

 

[klunderbunker]

I was about to let you out but leaving you in here for failing at posting porn makes me chuckle so I think I'll keep you around a bit longer.

 

[HEEL Blazy]

Damn, well I always some how seem to mess myself up, I guess back to breaking rocks and singing songs.

 

[klunderbunker]

And downloading Kindle Apps.

 

[HEEL Blazy]

I just downloaded one on my phone, still stuck with the no money problem to buy any books at all but hey I'm sure I'll get some money at some point, until then working on getting out of here so I can show that I can be a good member.

 

[klunderbunker]

Hmm.....perhaps I should give you an all or nothing chance at geting out tonight only.

 

[HEEL Blazy]

Well hey I'm listening and willing to try anything to get out of here so let's hear what you have to offer me.

 

[klunderbunker]

Can you piledrive an ostrich?

 

[HEEL Blazy]

Funny you ask that question, three months ago I was trained in the art of being able to piledrive an ostrich, it's not as easy as you might think trust me it took me a few weeks to master it but it was worth it if you ask me.

 

[klunderbunker]

Now that we've got that out of the way, I'm going to ask you a series of questions. Depending on your answers, I might let you go tonight.

 

[HEEL Blazy]

Alright I'm game for this, ask away and I'll do my best to answer them because I'm a good sport and I'm willing to play around to get out.

 

[Dirk]

Depending on your answers, I might let you go tonight.

Yeah, that's not happening...