I went out with the boys last night.

[FromTheSouth]

And one of the girls my friend pulled had a friend (girl) who was rather gassy.

We laughed like children.

 

[Mr. TM]

Gassy Chicks are a major turn off.

 

[FromTheSouth]

This one wasn't a turn on anyway. I could've stayed home and seen boobs, but I went out to wingman, and got farted on by a fat girl.

 

[Mr. TM]

should have spilled acid on her, and ruin her evening. No one likes to wake up in the morgue.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I hope you can fathom the bit of relief I would feel is I woke up in the morgue.....