I wanna be in a clique.

[HBK-aholic]

Ouch, a Canadian protege? Ew.

I kid, but the final initiation question before you become Becca's official protege is - Do you like HBK?

 

[Coco]

A big "yes." But some conditions apply. His matches with Kurt and Taker and Manias 21 and 25 are overrated highlight reel matches, I lost faith in him in 2006 because I didn't enjoy the DX reunion stuff but was shocked at how good his matches with Cena in 2007 were, and he's still an old political hound who gets most of his wins back or kills a guy's momentum for weeks on end leaving their big title reign destitute for months to come (*cough* Orton *cough*). He gets away with all that stuff I mentioned at the end, however, because he's still awesome in the ring and smarks like that sorta thing.

So that's still a "yes."

 

[HBK-aholic]

A big "yes." But some conditions apply. His matches with Kurt and Taker and Manias 21 and 25 are overrated highlight reel matches, I lost faith in him in 2006 because I didn't enjoy the DX reunion stuff but was shocked at how good his matches with Cena in 2007 were, and he's still an old political hound who gets most of his wins back or kills a guy's momentum for weeks on end leaving their big title reign destitute for months to come (*cough* Orton *cough*). He gets away with all that stuff I mentioned at the end, however, because he's still awesome in the ring and smarks like that sorta thing.

So that's still a "yes."

No, no, no, no. Please tell me you're joking hon.

 

[Coco]

I'm sure your massive mentor crush on me can let you overlook that I think the match is an elaborately disguised spot-fest.

Could be worse for me... You could be defending the 2006 DX.

 

[HBK-aholic]

DX have always entertained me, but it's not technically Shawn, so I don't mind you not liking it. I guess I can overlook that small thing. I'll find other questions to ask you to make sure we fit together, aren't you excited?

 

[Coco]

Thrilled...

So when do I get the money/power/women?

 

[HBK-aholic]

Well I'm the women. When a mod spot becomes a available, I'll fight for my protege, so there's the power. And you need to use vBookies to bet for HBK to get money.

 

[Coco]

Cena/Taker/Triple H are safe bets. Your man needs to start using his pull a little more selfishly than normal.

 

[The Magic Taco]

Hmm. . . It seems you have this all worked out. And I hate to piss all over your little cyber-sex session, but I have a shocking theory. I have a feeling that Coco the Monkey is in fact female (hence the vagina), and you, my HBK fan, have indeed found yourself a lesbian partner.


Good for you!

 

[HBK-aholic]

Hmm. . . It seems you have this all worked out. And I hate to piss all over your little cyber-sex session, but I have a shocking theory. I have a feeling that Coco the Monkey is in fact female (hence the vagina), and you, my HBK fan, have indeed found yourself a lesbian partner.


Good for you!

Meh, been there, done that .

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Well I'm the women. When a mod spot becomes a available, I'll fight for my protege, so there's the power. And you need to use vBookies to bet for HBK to get money.

Women? Plural? You're the Women?? When the hell did you get a second vagina?

 

[HBK-aholic]

I'm just so amazing, I count as more than one .

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I'm just so amazing, I count as more than one .

Either that, or you used the first one up so quickly you had to get a replacement.

 

[The Magic Taco]

Meh, been there, done that .

Been there done that? Wow. I am starting to like you more and more by the post. Any chance of having an affair with me and leave ol' Coco the Monkey behind? I have always believed that a 'posting taco' is superior to a 'posting monkey'. Besides, I am a Magic Taco. Tempting?

 

[Coco]

You lack subtlety. I wouldn't touch you.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Sorry, but Coco the Monkey is my only protege. Except maybe Phoenix because I love him.

 

[Khalifa]

I am pretty sure I love Phoenix more.

 

[HBK-aholic]

No, you dont.

 

[Khalifa]

Yeah, I do.

I love Phoenix!!!

 

[HBK-aholic]

He loves me more than he loves you.

 

[Khalifa]

No he doesn't. He loves guys with muscles over girls with boobs.

 

[HBK-aholic]

No he doesn't. He loves guys with muscles over girls with boobs.

That would explain why he might like NorCal..what about you?

 

[Khalifa]

Oh know you didn't. Becca are you asking for a picture of my muscles?

 

[Lil Wes]

Where do you think Curry will be picked, Pip? top 10?

 

[Khalifa]

I am hoping top 5. But he probably wont get picked up until #7-#11. Yourself?