I think that my body's falling apart

[Murfish]

Since school ended I've had a headache and a sore throat. The sore throat has remained the same, the headache has gotten exponentially worse, and now I am experiencing tinnitus.

Also, the blood in my head is currently expelling itself through my nose.

Discuss the fall of the last, great Murfish.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

D: Tell your parents maybe?

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Rita Repulsa put a spell on you man. FIGHT IT!!!!!

 

[Murfish]

I also have a rash on my leg that is bubbly and looks like poison ivy, but it doesn't itch.

My parents have reduced their capacity to care since they learned that I stopped caring.

I'm trying man.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Its MORPHING TIME!!!

 

[Murfish]

I'm actually the Dragon zord...so I can't.

 

[X]

That's the classic "I Just Graduated High School and Realized I Have No Fucking Idea What to Do With My Life" sickness. Very common, I myself suffered from it.

...Wait you're the one who graduated right? Or are you going into your senior year?

 

[Murfish]

I'm going to become a senior, X.

I'm not there yet.

 

[X]

Oh. Well then look forward to the aforementioned illness upon graduating. The summer after graduating is great, but also sucks and sucks hard. All of your friends leave, you're onto a whole new and different world. It's fucking terrifying. I was in this weird funk for like the first year or two after HS where I felt like my best days were behind me and that I'd never be as happy as I was in high school. Luckily that isn't true.

Enjoy your Senior year man, I know it's uber cliched to say it, but it seriously is the best year of your life man. May not feel that way at the time but in a few years you look back on it and realize "Wow, I had no responisbilites all I did was hang out with my friends and party all the time and I had the whole world in front of me" (minus the party part for you probably).

'Kay, that's my bittersweet nostalgia tale for the night.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

That was beautiful X...*wipes away tear*

 

[Murfish]

Me not party all the time? That's actually accurate.

I wish I could deal drugs. I imagine you make money fast with that.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

I'm going to become a senior, X.

I'm not there yet.

Senior year. D:

And you still should prolly get yourself checked out.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[Murfish]

Maybe.

 

[X]

Me not party all the time? That's actually accurate.

I wish I could deal drugs. I imagine you make money fast with that.

As someone who used to flip a quarter pound of bud a week, let me tell you that you really don't make much money selling drugs. The only way you're making big money off of selling drugs is when you're selling big time like hundreds of pounds man. The most profit I'd make in a week would be like 300, maybe 400 dollars (which is pretty decent). Sounds like a lot, but it's really not, especially when you have to re-up every week and the way prices vary all the time with different qualities of bud.

If you want to make money selling drugs, then sell coke. That's a fucking goldmine.

The main reason most people start selling drugs anyways is so that they can have a steady stash all the time, lol, thats why I started. I just wanted to have bud in my pocket all the time and found a guy who was willing to front me some weight, and from there I went.

But if the feds ask ya...this post never happened.

 

[Murfish]

I don't actually want the product. I just figure that if you enter it with a good business sense, it could turn into a nice little enterprise.

 

[X]

If you're looking to start a freakin' drug enterprise Murf, you have to have serious connections, and you have to be willing to use violence to assert yourself. Not exactly like starting a small business or something, it's not something you can just jump into.

...Actually now that I think about it, Murf, you down to start a drug empire together?! What should our cartel name be?

 

[BooCocky]

Get a gun.... Pack heat...

 

[Murfish]

If you're looking to start a freakin' drug enterprise Murf, you have to have serious connections, and you have to be willing to use violence to assert yourself. Not exactly like starting a small business or something, it's not something you can just jump into.

...Actually now that I think about it, Murf, you down to start a drug empire together?! What should our cartel name be?

A cartel that spans R.I. to N.J.? Epic.

Um...

Don't fuck with us: we're smarter than you and crazier too.