I think I have swine flu.

[Freddy4190]

Or some kinda flu. I'm burning up, like if you touch me i'm emenating heat, but i'm shivering. It's 39 degrees outside, my head is on fire. I just now woke up after sleeping the majority of the day. People keep telling me I have swine flu.. baha. That sucks. I never get a little bit sick, I always get fucked up sick. Bah humbug.

 

[Mr. TM]

I am going to have to put you on ignore for about a week.

 

[Freddy4190]

That's hurtful.

 

[TSG]

That sucks man, I hope you feel better.

 

[Freddy4190]

Thanks dude.

 

[Hip2bsquare]

Had Swine Flu it does suck.

My best friends cousin died from it.

Hope your feeling better soon dude.

 

[Lee]

Do you have rashers? Is your skin crackling?

 

[gd]

That's how I felt when I had it, 104 fever, but I was shivering non stop. Not very fun.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I had a kid in one of my economics classes last year do a presentation on Swine Flu saying that Swine Flu (back when it first became an "epidemic") was created by the government to increase spending in buying surgical masks and other medicines.

I don't think I've ever seen an entire class collectively start laughing. It was made even better when someone asked him right afterwards if the government created AIDS.