The only thing I hate about people having sex in public places is when they become all prude and shit when they're caught. Quite a few times, I went down to my fraternity house's basement only to find a fraternity brother fucking his girlfriend or some woman he'd picked up that night. I'd always apologize after they'd hurry to cover themselves up, but I'd think to myself, why are they fucking in public if they don't want to be seen by anyone else?
But, one time, I went into the basement to get some books I'd left down there, and although some people were doing the deed, they didn't stop when I entered. So, I went into the room, got my books, and told them, "As-Salāmu `Alaykum." Being the cool cats that they were, they both replied, "Wa `Alaykum as-Salaam."
