I scored a goal in my soccer match today

[Rusty]

I'm quite proud of that achievement. It was a very enjoyable 15 minutes of fame... until another guy scored on my team. Bastard.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Called football. If I had a pound for every goal I'd ever scored, I'd have about £67.

 

[Tim]

I've never scored a goal. I can't figure out why. Maybe because i'm the goalie.

 

[Rusty]

In Australia it is called Soccer.

It was an achievement for me because I usually play defence. I played on the left wing today and I scored.

 

[OIL]

In Australia it is called Soccer.

It was an achievement for me because I usually play defence. I played on the left wing today and I scored.

What was your goal like?

& congrats.

 

[Rusty]

The goalie ran out for some reason, and I ran on to the ball outside the goalies box and I just booted it. It was curving out, but it just hit the inside of the post and went in. The goalie was in shock as he didn't think it would be in. I couldn't believe it either and I shot from a long way out.

The score was 4-4 though and the whole team was pissed after the game because we should have won easily.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I would never degrade myself by playing football. I was shit at it at school. So I kept my cool by never taking part.

 

[Rusty]

I'm not the best on the team, but I'm certainly not the worst either. Plus my school makes us play at least 1 sport a year. So this is the sport I most enjoy.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I was always great at running & swimming. But I never liked to do either, it frustrated my teachers no end.

 

[Rusty]

I am pretty good at running, especially long distance. Swimming I'm ok at, but I'm not very fast. I'm average at Tennis.

 

[OIL]

I would never degrade myself by playing football. I was shit at it at school. So I kept my cool by never taking part.

You could have tried practising?

 

[Miko]

well done on your goal.

I play football, I am defensive midfielder, I scored a free-kick recently and run around doing the Santino celebration with the air trumpet and everything.

Needless to say I was mercilessly fouled quite a lot after that.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You could have tried practising?

If I don't enjoy doing something then I'm not going to do it.

 

[OIL]

If I don't enjoy doing something then I'm not going to do it.

Fair enough.